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Although you are far away
I know you'll always be
Near to me
Near to me

R.I.P. DarkAngel 12-16-o9

how manymtimes do u get a talking monkey who wants to get fucked up with you?

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More lulz:

goddamn.



this is what happens when you introduce technology to low life drug addicts ......

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reminds me of a story of some guys i knew in uni who did acid one night. they were fucked up walking around a field and they all see a goblin at once. they said they were scared of it at first but then all accepted it and let it follow them around and do the same stupid shit they were doing.

the next morning they're chilling in their house, talking about how crazy the experience was and are confused whether or not they all hallucinated the goblin. then they hear banging on the closet... go and open it and there's a 5 year old black kid curled up crying.

they freak out and wonder what the fuck to do... they decide calling police is the best option. they end up getting a few hundred bucks as a reward from the kid's parents. have no idea how they got off so easy, guess the cops gave a student house full of timid asian uni students benefit of the doubt and the parents felt guilty for their own negligence.

i wonder if funny stories make cash

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