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[20:38] gf: what if im pregnant? im not saying i am but im saying what if [20:39] Akridrot: ...... [20:39] Akridrot: what [20:39] Akridrot: talk about out of leftfield holy shit [20:39] Akridrot: um.... jeez, i'd do whatever you chose to do [20:39] gf: i choose to kill it but i only have $5 [20:40] Akridrot: are you pregnant for real [20:40] gf: i can buy bleach and a uhm wire hanger

I feel an odd sensation of happiness, anxiety, and sadness. My girlfriend might be pregnant.

Fuck, I hope we don't end up like one of those white trash couples who have kids before their lives even start and then the kid ruins our dreams and

Having a kid right now would be the worst thing

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man i dont like the internet, this kinda thing should be a face to face conversation no

Judging by how she just held that conversation, it might be too late for the white trash thing to happen.

bleach? in the vagoo?

please post if this occurs.

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Originally posted by kadomony bleach? in the vagoo? please post if this occurs.

If hot butter gets Nintendo cartridges, what does bleach get?

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Ffs........you're so stupid. Now what are you going to do? Chug a bunch of cough medicine to forget your problems?

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Rose Ffs........you're so stupid. Now what are you going to do? Chug a bunch of cough medicine to forget your problems?

It's not the cough syrup that helps you forget, it's the naked.

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He accidently his whole girlfriend pregnant.

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wtf is so fucking hard about wearing a condom? NOBODY CARES.

why don't you make a thread about it

oh wai---

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Originally posted by Ygrene If hot butter gets Nintendo cartridges, what does bleach get?

A free nintendo 64!!!

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