The first divorce directly related to the September 11th terrorist attacks
has been filed in a NY court.
It appears a guy with an office on the 103rd floor of the World Trade
Center left home for work on Sept. 11. When he got to
Manhattan, he decided to spend the morning at his girlfriend's apartment in
the Village.
When he got to her place, he turned off the phones, TV and radio and spent
the entire morning in bed with her. At about
11:00am, while still at her place, he turned his cell phone back on to
retrieve his messages.
A second later it rang. His wife was on the phone crying and screaming at
him, "I've been trying to call you for over two
hours!! I've been worried sick about you! Are you OK?!?" He answered calmly
that he was fine.
The wife then asked, "Where are you?" The guy said, "Where do you think I
am? I'm in my office!"
Jun-26-2002 07:27
Tak
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Perth, Australia
LOL.
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Jun-26-2002 08:32
LadyLuck13
tranceaddict
Registered: May 2002
Location: Cleveland, Ohio
Eeeoooucchhh!!
Could've been worse though, he COULD have went to work that day....
Tip:
Never eat in an ethnic restaurant in which no people of that ethnicity are eating.
Jun-26-2002 09:14
Matrix
tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Melbourne, FL
That guy definitely doesnt know how to lie. . . jeez. . . It gives guys like me a bad reputation
If he was smart, he would have come home home all bruised and battered, torn his shirt and pants, thrown his tie away, and played in a sandbox to get dirty.
Tip:
Never eat in an ethnic restaurant in which no people of that ethnicity are eating.
Jun-26-2002 09:30
lMIlk
Moderat0r
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: super size fries
he could have said he was at his parents or something
Jun-26-2002 09:43
HyPeRSoNiC
Has Posted Here
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Yavne, Israel
ouch....... I pity the wife....... I think the man deserves it..... I mean, you're happily married. why would you wanna cheat? and if you do, there's a 90% chance you'll get caught......
but then again, if he wasn't cheating on his wife, then he woud have gone to the office that day and......
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Jun-26-2002 11:02
Strike
Mo Wax
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Markham, Ontario
he shoulda gone to his office
unfaithful people deserve to die!
Jun-26-2002 14:50
extulas
KraftwerkAddict
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Connecticut
Man, What a kick in the ass to his wife, This is funny and all, But.. It must suck to be her all worried and shit, And then find out that he was haveing sex with his girlfriend..
Jun-26-2002 15:05
eXeTik
òã îúé ôñéëåîèøé 1.1
Registered: Aug 2001
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quote:
Originally posted by LadyLuck13
Could've been worse though, he COULD have went to work that day....
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Jun-26-2002 16:10
Spyder
Anti BS Alliance
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Toronto CDN
PURE tallent.. nothing more to say...
can you say BUSTED... lol..
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Jun-26-2002 17:59
KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
quote:
Originally posted by Matrix
If he was smart, he would have come home home all bruised and battered, torn his shirt and pants, thrown his tie away, and played in a sandbox to get dirty.
LMAO!, i find that strangely funny
he could of, but didnt, cuz hes a stupid bastard
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