Please Roger Ebert, don't die. Not yet.
"Thank goodness I could see this before dying." -- Roger Ebert, 2012
I want him to see my movie about existence and I'm scared that he's going to die before seeing it. My movie is going to be the greatest movie that everyone in the world has ever seen. To call it amazing would be an insult. Not to the word "amazing" or other movies that have been called "amazing" but to my movie. To call my movie "amazing" would be an understatement and a severe insult.
Lazies and gentles, please pray to psychosis that Roger Ebert will stay sentient in the time loop before beyond 2012. It's important.
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