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| quote: | Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr
Fran - I'm just trying to meet people in NY again.If something else comes of it thats awesome. I moved back a few months ago, and haven't really gotten to talk to many old friends or make new ones
Drunkninja - Yeah you definitely should meet some new people.
I like the glasses BTW. If you get together with me you will need them as a splash guard.
Fran - A splash guard for what? haha
Drunkninja - My jizz sometimes is like a fire hose going off seriously. Like for instance I like to assassinate my ninja turtle figures by just taking them out with my load. I line 10 of them up in a straight line with there backs turned so I can take them out execution style. I try to take out as many as I can til I can get to the final boss "shredder" who is lined at the end. At first I took out my 3 foot soldiers. Then I got to BBop and Roxsteady and they were pretty easy as well. Then I got to Baxter as a machine and ****ed him up then spewed hot jizz on his figure when he turned into a damn fly. Then there was general Traag and Krang. I was stuck on him for a while. I just could never get enough semen build up or force to finally take him out until today.
It was like any other day, I got home from work and plotting an assasination on my TMNT figures. I turned on MILF's getting ****ed up the ass. I knew I wasn't going to beat Krang this way so I turned on the tube to see if I could find some better fap material. I flipped through the channels for a while and got a little discouraged. I thought about fapping to Opera but didn't think that would be enough. I finally got to the disney channel and holy ****. That little Miley Cyrus chick came on and holy ****ing **** balls. By penis got so hard and I think the ground shook a little. I knew I was ready. I jerked vigorously and literaly seconds later an explosion of steamy, hot, white, man goo erupted. I took out the foot soldiers, BBop, and Roxsteady, with just one shot of semen. After that I was going off like a machine gun. Pop, pop, pop, pop, Both baxters, Krang, and traag went down in a glorious fashion. Then I felt the final shot coming. I knew this had to aimed perfectly. I aimed it right a shredders torso. The final shot hit him right in the torso but did not have enough force to knock him down out right. He teetered and tottered until he finally lost his balance and fell off my kitchen counter into the trash can. I did it I finally ****ing defeated Shredder. I feel like a god now.
So what do you like to do for fun? |
That man needs to be behind bars.
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