Just buy every single Axe product you can lay your hands on and use them liberally, all at once. Pay no attention to anyone who says you're over-compensating. If a woman can't smell you within twenty feet; if you're not asked to leave restaurants, like McDonald's, because of your over-powering, musky fragrance, then you're not wearing enough. You really have to lay it on, thick.

If that doesn't work, Drakkor Noir - in exceedingly liberal volumes in conjunction with Axe - ought to at least earn you a hygiene e-mail from your immediate supervisor. That's you foot in the door to discuss your next promotion and in today's economy you can't lose that advantage.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Just buy every single Axe product you can lay your hands on and use them liberally, all at once. Pay no attention to anyone who says you're over-compensating. If a woman can't smell you within twenty feet; if you're not asked to leave restaurants, like McDonald's, because of your over-powering, musky fragrance, then you're not wearing enough. You really have to lay it on, thick. If that doesn't work, Drakkor Noir - in exceedingly liberal volumes in conjunction with Axe - ought to at least earn you a hygiene e-mail from your immediate supervisor. That's you foot in the door to discuss your next promotion and in today's economy you can't lose that advantage.

Yeah but every guy and his dad wears axe. =/

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Originally posted by TranceOwnsLol Yeah but every guy and his dad wears axe. =/

Right and that's why you have to wear more than others...








So you can stand out from the crowd.

Original scent Old Spice.

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Burberry Summer
YSL L'Homme

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Originally posted by jpisani Burberry Summer YSL L'Homme

Already have Burberry Summer. Someone gave it to me as a gift and I didn't find it impressive at all. Very generic citrus smell.

I gotta try L'Homme though, heard lots of great things about it.

soap

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

Trust me.

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Originally posted by TranceOwnsLol Need some ideas on what cologne or perfume I should buy for everyday use sorta as a signature scent for me. Got tired of the one I always bought. What do you guys use that get lots of compliments?

Do you know what a tunneling electron microscope is?

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Then stop coloring and visit Meat187's mix archive!

Emporio Armani for him. Shit is like sex in a bottle, and subtle too.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Banora Emporio Armani for him. Shit is like sex in a bottle, and subtle too.

you might as well tell him to wear aqua di gio and pop his collar.

getting suggestions on cologne is pretty useless because they smell different on everyone.

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