so i left my wallet in my car. i go out to get it, as i'm walking i'm hearing this crackling noise, like a cat scratching against wood. so, i keep walking, thinking you know, must be some nightcrawler lurking around. i turn the corner and this mother****** pops out from the corner and hisses, i freak the fuck out, automatically my foot goes into punt mode like mike scrifes and i nail the thing right in the fucking belly. the dude goes flying into the air and lands on it's feet and hisses at me AGAIN, stares at me for a good 10 seconds and runs off.

someone hold me

What the fuck is with Americans talking about past experiences in present tense?

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We just aren't teached right I guess.

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We aren't teached right anymore.

nothing wrong with that

What's with people fighting the hegemony of non-static communication anyways? The Queen is dead!

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Originally posted by jupiterone

at least since you gave it a good kick in the belly it won't last longer than 4 hrs lol due to ruptured organs haha you win.

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

Your avatar sucks, Hal. Surely that was intentional anymore.

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Originally posted by jupiterone so i left my wallet in my car. i go out to get it, as i'm walking i'm hearing this crackling noise, like a cat scratching against wood. so, i keep walking, thinking you know, must be some nightcrawler lurking around. i turn the corner and this mother****** pops out from the corner and hisses, i freak the fuck out, automatically my foot goes into punt mode like mike scrifes and i nail the thing right in the fucking belly. the dude goes flying into the air and lands on it's feet and hisses at me AGAIN, stares at me for a good 10 seconds and runs off. someone hold me

So I left my wallet in the car. I went out to get it and as I was walking I heard this crackling noise, like a cat scratching against wood. So I kept walking and thought: 'you know, must be some nightcrawler lurking around.' I turned the corner and this mother****** popped out from the corner and hissed, I freaked the fuck out, automatically my foot went into punt mode like Mike Scrifes and I nailed the thing right in the fucking belly. The dude went flying into the air and landed on its feet and hissed at me AGAIN, stared at me for a good 10 seconds and ran off.

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I like to use the present perfect progressive tense. It gets me hot.

this is srs bzns

I have sensed the anguish of this creature.

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