I was about to go to bed, and got up to brush my teeth when I saw a big fucking spider on the carpet. It ran away at an alarming velocity, and when I motioned to smash its face in with a copy of the Marabou Stork Nightmares it darted away again. It could be amidst the boxes of crap under my desk, it could have gone under the carpet, it could be creeping up behind me now.

In short, it could be fucking anywhere in this room. Now, I know it isn't poisonous, but I really don't want to sleep in a room containing a large, very fast black spider. And so I'm sat upright on the bed with a can of Deet, the aforementioned Stork Nightmares and the sensation of invisible spiders crawling all over me.

What the fuck do I do, COR?

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> Maximum Elevation [Progressive House]
> DI.FM 26th Anniversary Guest Mix [Progressive House]
> Live @ Dance:Love:Hub London, 11.10.2025
> Higher Peaks [Progressive House]
> Dance:Love:Hub Afterparty (The Return) 23.11.24

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Only one option. Set the house on fire.

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It's just a spider. It's more scared of you than you of it.

did u know spiders like to go in ur ear when ur asleep?
o and this

http://www.brownreclusespider.org/e...hile-asleep.htm

Have a cup of concrete and harden the fuck up?

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I just heard a scratching noise, and turned to see it crawling under my door and out into the landing, three feet away. So it's gone for now. But I don't want it back.

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> Maximum Elevation [Progressive House]
> DI.FM 26th Anniversary Guest Mix [Progressive House]
> Live @ Dance:Love:Hub London, 11.10.2025
> Higher Peaks [Progressive House]
> Dance:Love:Hub Afterparty (The Return) 23.11.24

Like these sets? Come see me play live at Kibosh in Manchester: https://www.instagram.com/kibosh.mcr/

How about you fall asleep and let your body try to grow a pair of fuckin balls.

Its a spider for fucks sakes, I'm more scared about zild enlisting and receiving a gun in the military.

dessert?

Sushi battles spiders every Tuesday night for shags and chips.

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I had a friend that puts a huntsmen spider in his mouth and lets it crawl back out for a party trick.

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Originally posted by ziptnf Sushi battles spiders every Tuesday night for shags and chips.

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quote:

Originally posted by Vivid Boy How about you fall asleep and let your body try to grow a pair of fuckin balls. Its a spider for fucks sakes, I'm more scared about zild enlisting and receiving a gun in the military.

I agree with this statement!

And for the record I was way more afraid of you making it into the RMCP and them giving you a firearm.

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Kill the women. Eat the children.
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