A university leader has caused controversy by saying curvy female students are a "perk of the job".
Terence Kealey, of the University of Buckingham
"Most male lecturers know that, most years, there will be a girl in class who flashes her admiration and who asks for advice on her essays."
"What to do? Enjoy her! She's a perk."
"She doesn't yet know that you are only Casaubon to her Dorothea, Howard Kirk to her Felicity Phee, and she will flaunt you her curves. Which you should admire daily to spice up your sex, nightly, with the wife."
Dr Kealey recalled the days when sex between student and tutor, in return for academic favours, could go by unchecked.
"Thanks to the accountability imposed by the Quality Assurance Agency [the university watchdog] and other intrusive bodies, the days are gone when a scholar could trade sex for upgrades."
I'm sure they are interested too, check out this slice of a bit of all right:
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Sep-23-2009 14:21
Lira
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As long as you don't pork the perk, it's like a walk in the park
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Sep-23-2009 15:09
Scoops
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any time there are hot sluts in the workplace...its boosts morale
Sep-23-2009 15:32
gehzumteufel
In your ass
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Location: so cal
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Originally posted by Scoops
any time there are hot sluts in the workplace...its boosts morale
So true.
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Sep-23-2009 17:08
THE_Chris
needs a new CT
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Ireland
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She doesn't yet know that you are only Casaubon to her Dorothea, Howard Kirk to her Felicity Phee
I am guessing it probably makes them laugh at the silly overintellectualized old man.
Sep-23-2009 17:16
david.michael
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Location: Dayton, OH, USA
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Originally posted by Lira
As long as you don't pork the perk, it's like a walk in the park
Pecker!
(I just wanted to say pecker. )
Sep-23-2009 17:17
Halcyon+On+On
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Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
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I am guessing it probably makes them laugh at the silly overintellectualized old man.
And get the A.
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Sep-23-2009 17:17
david.michael
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And get the T & A.
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Sep-23-2009 17:18
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
Hahaha, is the T because they're old men?
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Sep-23-2009 17:20
Lira
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Location: Brasília, Brazil
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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
I am guessing it probably makes them laugh at the silly overintellectualized old man.
Actually, young students are by far the most awesome thing a professor can have (tenure being a close second). Really! The younger they are, the better they like your geekiness.
I taught English and Spanish in a cram school before teaching at university. It was so awesome I could barely contain myself. I'd have girls look at me as if I were the best damn thing to have ever uttered a word in English to them simply because of my pseudo-Cockney accent - and I'd keep throwing concepts in linguistics all the time, to no avail. At university it is not so obvious, but you can feel it. I've had passionate glares at the oddest of times. When all is gloomy and dorky in the life of a professor, I'm sure young girls help him keep his pecker up!
Although, literally, it's for your eyes only. Most overintellectualised old men know better
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Sep-23-2009 17:29
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Originally posted by Scoops
any time there are hot sluts in the workplace...its boosts morale