the reason i updated drunk therad is becauwe there are many drunk threads. but which one is current? this question i bring forth to ethe table. and this hamburger i had no udea was do juicey! love, taste buds.

si why didn't i get laid tonight? that is a godo quesiton, we will revisit this matter later on in this chatper.

but today, i lets talk about food. because it's SO FUCKING GOOD OMG . i will fuck a hamburger with my face. Let that be set for the records in case someone tries to defmae my charater. becaus ei have no charater. i only have hamburgers. deep juicey and fried fucking hamgubers. and i dont know how to type them, but i do want to win the lotery. like TODAY omg.

i may just go to 7-11 right now. will i meet mr. right? who cares if i win 200 million fucking DOLLARS! becuase that's my goal. i dont understand though if i aim high and keep trying to ewin the lotto and i dont win. thwat the fuck!>!>!>

so in theroy, then end. in conclusion. i am lonely. i am laughing and cyring. i use anti-static monitor wipes on my brand new vans shoes. what else r u gonna do ? huh???

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Originally posted by Jake Benson si why didn't i get laid tonight?

Because you're posting fucking drunk threads.

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It seems like it's been a while since a drunk thread was started by somebody who was actually fucking trashed.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Because you're posting fucking drunk threads.

no you are incorrect, but you lcan learn form your mistakes. what have you leanred and why are you a mystery> i am so intrigued by he concept of 7-11. i fucking love that store. nothign comapre.s

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On It seems like it's been a while since a drunk thread was started by somebody who was actually fucking trashed.

+1, i missed that. this is good

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Originally posted by Jake Benson no you are incorrect, but you lcan learn form your mistakes. what have you leanred and why are you a mystery> i am so intrigued by he concept of 7-11. i fucking love that store. nothign comapre.s

A rcneet sduty...

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omg guys will be guys

i wish i was drunk

i like jake benson he entertains

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

i am drunk.

now wat?

benson do you ever wish you were a tranny?

that's good to hear, benson. I'll buy your house!