I just had a couple of JWs visiting me, and got to wonder: why do they always come *two* at a time? Is it something that is stated in their religion, or simply a cynical manipulation technique? Also, of the 7 or 8 times I have had the pleasure of having fruitless arguments with JWs it have always been women. Are men not allowed/required to do missionary work?
I hope somebody with some understanding of the cult can help me out here.

i think they go round the doors in twos so that ppl like me dont batter them.

dont get me wrong i have nothing against the religion.. i respect the religion. its just the divs who feel the need to push it on me i hate.

i once saw them coming at the end of the road.. and quickly knocked sumthin up on paint.. they knocked on the door, gave me this leaflet and said it would give me a better life... so i handed them MY leaflet, advertising satanism..

btw im not satanic

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Originally posted by tu_face dont get me wrong i have nothing against the religion.. i respect the religion. its just the divs who feel the need to push it on me i hate.

werd. although i dont respect religion as such, but i dont go around going ahhaha your religious if you get my drift aaaanyway, i just hide from jehovah's witnesses! "go away im not in!"

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hahaha... its so that they can peer pressure you... just give in... just tell them you're already a jehovah's witness, =P

those watchtower mags are pretty funny to read though... take one next time they give it to you...

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Ohh man i love Jehovah's Witnesses they are so thanksful when they knock on your door donst u love them?

they come in twos so they can do a version of "good cop, bad cop" on you. heh, that would be a sight to see..

its funny. JWs believe that only a certain number of them will be allowed into heaven. it seems like the more they recruit the more it would lessen their chances of getting in

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Originally posted by tu_face i think they go round the doors in twos so that ppl like me dont batter them. dont get me wrong i have nothing against the religion.. i respect the religion. its just the divs who feel the need to push it on me i hate.

LMAO on the battering comment

JWs are just one of the numerous silly pseudo-christian cults that roam around locally...I know my Mum got rid of them from our doorstep permanently by telling them to piss off because we're pagans

More entertainingly my friend Justin took serious advantage of them a couple of years ago...

So there he was, outside having to do yardwork for his Mum and the JWs approach in their nice little outfits and start telling him about their religion. That's all fine and good he replied, but I'm kind of busy with this yard work right now...if you help me out we can cool off with a glass of iced tea afterward and talk though...

So the JWs foolishly take the bait

And Justin proceeds to have them do almost all of the work for the better part of an hour...when the work is done they look at him expectantly, naturally anticipating a nice icy beverage inside the house...instead Justin told them to bugger off and slammed the door on them

" Would you like to join our religion, we celebrate no holidays or birthdays"

*slams door*


Almost all religion is just a bunch of bullshit

my mates used to dare me to knock on peoples doors and pretend to be a jehovahs witness for money I never worked of course it just pissed ppl off for wasting their time But that was back when I was just stupid, not that Iam sensible now

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Originally posted by CortexBomb LMAO on the battering comment JWs are just one of the numerous silly pseudo-christian cults that roam around locally...I know my Mum got rid of them from our doorstep permanently by telling them to piss off because we're pagans More entertainingly my friend Justin took serious advantage of them a couple of years ago... So there he was, outside having to do yardwork for his Mum and the JWs approach in their nice little outfits and start telling him about their religion. That's all fine and good he replied, but I'm kind of busy with this yard work right now...if you help me out we can cool off with a glass of iced tea afterward and talk though... So the JWs foolishly take the bait And Justin proceeds to have them do almost all of the work for the better part of an hour...when the work is done they look at him expectantly, naturally anticipating a nice icy beverage inside the house...instead Justin told them to bugger off and slammed the door on them

hahahaha funny thing of the day hahahahahahhas

Yeah we have these people here too, but if you take the leaflet or show the slightesst interest they note down your house number and come back each time.

Theres also another group called mormons or something, they do the same kind of thing. I respect other peoples religion, but i totally lose that respect when someone tries to shove their religion in my face.

BTW.. IMO religion is just a bunch a bullshit, you and i know that the world would be better without