No, I did not write this. No, I'm not going to MM.

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GoVentures would once again like to invite you all to the Sports Arena, the permanent home of all of the rapes and ecstasy deals during this weekend within the entire county of Los Angeles. This year, we would like all of your dreams to explode with glory and happiness as our hallways are filled with the most sparkling and fiery high-classed ravers we have ever recruited into our drugged out premises. If you thought our sweaty hallways were filled to the brim last year, you better be ready to be sloughed off on this year by thousands of MDMA-filled children, ready to give off the most exotic and colorful bodily fluids possible layered onto your skin and clothes.

We will have a fully encircled arena for your travel available. But attempting to dodge the Bro's and Tot's in our fully lit hallway's of the over-used Sports Arena will result in stress and pain as you are unsuccessfully able to dodge the presence of drug users turning your night into a fearful evening of resisting AIDS grime and dried up pre-cum from ecstasy abused penises. The sex appeal we will bring this year is absolutely shattering.

Once again, the finest Asian drug dealers of the entire county will be available for your many substance purchases; this time being loaded with viagra and cialias, so you can fuck that P-tot you've been looking at for multiple underground parties up to this point. No worries - Monster Massive is the place where dreams finally happen. GoVentures is proud to support your ongoing ability to stalk and creep. Our foundation has been built on such direction, with our highest power, DJ Reza, leading the cause of blasting joy.

Our musical realm is filled with much of the same that you have come to know and love. Paul Van Dyk will be headlining our main room, topping off a night of napping in the bleachers and pumping your sweaty fists in the air to 7-minute epic buildups. We decided to skip Drum and Bass this year, seeing as we got tired of booking Dieselboy and Dara over and over again, and decided to add another Trancey-House stage. Honestly though, no one on this stage is worth a fucking god damn shit, and we recommend you stay in the main room which will guaranteed to be filled with the the hundred thousand's of people you are used to, all having a detonatingly great time!

Everything is already in place for yet another blasting year of the Monster Massive Festival. The best representation of the city of Los Angeles possible! If the people of this town are ready to get decimated, it might as well be during such a huge nuclear success of a party as Monster Massive! We are ready to accept your pre-sale money as soon as possible and send you off with a BANG! into our hot and heated venue.

Ecstasy. Rape. Pills. Drugs. Freedom.
The GoVentures Way.

Please support us in our future venues. And make sure to be there for DJ Reza's set! He is one fat fuck you don’t want to miss, especially if you like top 40 hits and high ranking beatport tunes!

Much love,
-GoVenturez 2009.

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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

---JFK---

A fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

---Bruce Lee---