THIS FRIDAY !!!!

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed... other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-ass always messing up stuff!" or my favourite "fuck you you fucking cocksucker ****"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

proudly sponsored by ike turner association: "BETTER TOMORROW"

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i wanna wipe my ass with mona lisa !!!

Oh yes this'll go over well

I am a tradesman... Bad idea as most of them are twice my size

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Ian~

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Originally posted by VolumE_TO I am a tradesman... Bad idea as most of them are twice my size

AND you work with electricity

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Originally posted by techcellence AND you work with electricity

electricity is not a weapon !!!!!

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i wanna wipe my ass with mona lisa !!!

Hahahaha great idea, my boss would probably stab me and hang me somewhere

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Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty electricity is not a weapon !!!!!

It's the means to an end

lol this will make working allllll day friday much better....

"fuck you you fucking cocksucker ****" <---- what does the **** stand for?

Can you please e-mail my boss in advance so he knows what to expect?

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“Where’s your will to be weird?”

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Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty electricity is not a weapon !!!!!

How about a crane???

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Originally posted by chinamon chinamon is INCH MOAN. LOL so fitting.