jeez dude. i have horrible road rage...random flicking people off, that's about the extent of it.

HOWEVER! if someone is speeding worse than me (like doing 90-100) and they try to pass me, i say "fuck you buddy" and don't let them....and i'll end up braking excessively as well. i just hate it when people are obnoxious and REALLY wreckless. i might speed; but i never do it excessively enough to really endanger anyone.

but yeah i flick people off and scream out "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!" haha

i had some serious road rage when i was 7 1/2 months pregnant and driving home from the grocery store and some idiot ran a red light and hit me driving through the intersection. His car was smashed into my jeep so i couldn't get out so i unrolled the window and started yelling at him and waving my fist "if i could get out of my jeep i'd kick your ass!!" i don't think he was very scared until the paramedics and police showed up and they pulled me out of the passenger side and he saw i was REALLY pregnant. yeah. i think his insurance went up. and i think i had the right to be really pissed.

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Originally posted by tubularbills HOWEVER! if someone is speeding worse than me (like doing 90-100) and they try to pass me, i say "fuck you buddy" and don't let them..

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but yeah i flick people off and scream out "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!" haha

i fucking hate drivers like you.

what REALLY pisses me off is when im driving all nice and great on the right lane & SOMEONE has to drive up at 90 mph from far away up to the ass of my car when the left lane is completely open for them to pass me. idk WHY they do this but i hate it and love it bc when they do i purposely piss them off by slamming my breaks. my car definitely has less value than theirs so i could care less.

ALSO, when a car is edging up near mine, signaling 'gtfo the way' i love to not move or in fact, get closer i dont fucking care if u scratch my car, however yourrssss....

i hate drivers that are talking on the phone bc they drive slower, people on the highway who are driving on the left lane, that's a PASSING lane only ffs.

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

i remember one time back home... there was a big traffic. some 20 something year old guy had his head out the window and was saying something to the driver next to him.

next thing i know the other driver, a late 20s looking girl gets out of the car, pops the trunk takes out a metal of some sort and brakes the rear windshield of the guys car Screaming " YOU WANAN LICK MY PUSSY?????? "

i shat bricks

The End.

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Originally posted by yukii ALSO, when a car is edging up near mine, signaling 'gtfo the way' i love to not move or in fact, get closer i dont fucking care if u scratch my car, however yourrssss....

i hate drivers like YOU. if you're going slow, get the fuck out of the left lane. seriously.

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Originally posted by tubularbills HOWEVER! if someone is speeding worse than me (like doing 90-100) and they try to pass me, i say "fuck you buddy" and don't let them....and i'll end up braking excessively as well.

good job. assholes like that are just as dangerous.

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Originally posted by tubularbills i hate drivers like YOU. if you're going slow, get the fuck out of the left lane. seriously.

LOL, dumbass. if you would have comprehended my post, you would've seen that A.) i obviously drive on the right lane B.) I already stated i hate drivers on the left lane bc it's for passing sooo.. C.) I'm probably NOT on the left lane. fail.

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

i fantasize about having a rifle with me in the car and shooting out a tire of everyone who pisses me off on the road while they drive like idiots.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i just like giving people the thumbs up and a big smile when they do something stupid. it's so much more condescending than flipping them off, and it's usually so obvious that they feel really embarrassed because they can't fight back with anger.

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i fantasize of having lasers on my car. fucking make all the cars around me go POOF.

btw will, im not trying to go off on you, but i have road rage as well, and i find it hypocritical that YOU are allowed to speed, flick people off, tell them to gtfo ur way, BUT when u see someone else speed, THEY are being reckless + you turn into a dick and block them anyway, so if anyone pulls that shit on you, you would deserve it. i just hope we never drive on the same road.

Also!! new point, has anyone noticed ALL old people that can't drive anymore are driving, AND they drive the stupid Oldsmobile??!1

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

Let's not turn this into a "damn I hate it when people do x on the road..." because we all have a million gripes there. This is about specific incidents you've witnessed.

Another time I was driving and saw a really angry guy get out of his car to go and confront the driver behind him. The driver behind him then stepped out and was an absolute behemoth, at which point the first guy ran back to his car, got in and locked the door looking scared as shit. The behemoth tapped on the window and smiled. I enjoyed being there to witness that.

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