I tried once with a girl I dated in HS. Her twat was so huge I almost got my fist in... Fucking her vag was out of the question, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Only when she gave me oral or let me buttsexxor her - only then I could get my rox off...

wondering where she is. I might need to get Arbiter's Mom's friend involved to help me track her down. Now that I'm older and kinkier, I know god meant for my fist to yank on her cervix until she squirted.

discuss.

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i came

hard

pfffft... premature ejaculators FTL

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YANK DAT CERVIX

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Originally posted by kadomony YANK DAT CERVIX

I also loooove pulling on labia... Meat curtains are fucking awesome. Nothing sexier than giant pussy lips and big clit.


brb... Off to my spank bunker

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Tight, yo.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Rose Tight, yo.

you won't be after I'm done with you. Might not even shit right for a week.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

that sounds hot

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Originally posted by Rose

aw, don't worry - I'm a hopeless romantic as well. Play your cards right and I'll take you to "all you can eat Chinese buffet" as well. Do I take care of my bitches or what?

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Oh, this guy is good. This guy is good.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you