and you run out of TP.

Yell for help? Use a sock? Brave the winds and hurry home?

What would you do?

Happened to me last week. went to the cubicle next door (after texting my mate for the lulz).

I always check supplies before commencing operations.

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Once bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

I'd probably just use my underwear as paper, then throw them away. Or just leave them in the bowl so the next guy that comes in is like "Wtf is this?"

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I scoot my butt across the floor as I learned from the family dog.

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Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine I always check supplies before commencing operations.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I scoot my butt across the floor as I learned from the family dog.

I normally check beforehand. But if I forget, I use my underwear. If I decided to freeball that day, I grab a nearby baby and wipe my ass. If there is no baby around, I grab a dead monkey and wipe my ass. If all the monkeys in the restroom are alive, I call Stu and tell him to bring me some toilet paper. Once Stu gets there, I wipe my ass with his shirt instead.

Then I start a small fire and dance around it to celebrate a job well done.

Being a girl, it's absolutely necessary that there is plenty of TP available no matter what. With that being said 99.9% of the time, I ensure that there is a sufficient supply before I choose a stall.

However, there was the .1% time that I didn't do this...

So, I sat there for about 10-15 minutes panicking and thinking "FUCK!! WHAT THE HELL DO I DO NOW?! I am such a fucking idiot... why didn't I check!?!?"

Finally, after feeling satisfied that no one was coming in, pants around my knees... I waddled into the neighbouring stall and finished my business.

Thinking back on it, had someone walked in at that very moment, I think I would have probably wanted to die. Haha!

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Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine I always check supplies before commencing operations.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Happened to me last week. went to the cubicle next door (after texting my mate for the lulz).

Haha! That's awesome!