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What to do... what to f*cking do!
Alright. Put your thinking caps on. What sort of creative ideas would you suggest, given the situation that is about to present itself to me next weekend?
Here's the deal: Went to dinner tonight with my wife, a business client who's become a really good friend over time, and his girlfriend who we will call "Tanya". Tanya lives 3 streets away from me in my neighborhood. Her roomate, "Allison", is from some super rich family in another state. Her family is tied into the politics of that state. Tanya can't stand her roomate, who's basically a gold digging pretentious bitch.
So Tanya tells us tonight that her roomate Allison is having one of the Senators from her state flying in to Charlotte next weekend for a weekend fuck-fest. She met him at a wine tasting over Thanksgiving weekend when she was back home. The Senator is a Democrat, and he's married. He will be staying at their house because he doesn't want to get a hotel and leave a paper trail. I looked at his website tonight, and the scumbag has lovely photos of his wife/family on there to go along with his "family values and dignity" image he portrays. Next Saturday, Tanya is going to have my wife and I come over and throw a little dinner party... the Senator will be there, and evidently believes his identity is a secret, and is going to be incognito; he'll have no idea that we know who he really is. Photos will be taken... I can guarantee you that!
So............................... what would you do if you were me?
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