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Guy: "I'm not as perfect as Tiesto." (Explaining himself as a DJ)
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Me: "Do you know who the DJ is?"
Guy: "I think it's Daft Punk bro."
Me: "..." (I discovered later the DJ was Antoine Claraman)
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Girl: "I can't have fun unless I'm drunk!"
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Guy with blood pouring from his nose & dirt on his shirt: "Dude, what happened?" (I had never met him before that moment, he was fucking HIGH, woo-hoo for EDC!!!)
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When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it.
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