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Papen will announce a new synth which is the same as his last synth, but has different presets.
Access will announce a new OS whose major feature will be to break your TI.
UAD will announce another new card which has 0.01% more power, but costs twice as much and only runs across the brand new type of interface called dickbus, thats right, a bus to your dick*.
NI will announce ten new plugins, which are exactly the same as the last ones, but use up more CPU, so they must be better.
Waldorf will announce the Stromberg, again.
Ableton will announce a new collaberation, with NASA, and you'll recieve a new version of ableton lite with every space flight you book.
Cubase will announce new copy protection, but it doesn't matter because no one wants to use it any more anyway.
Your mum will suck me off in the toilets.
Any questions?
*NOTE: Dick must be large enough for the minimal requirements. Otherwise you will have to make trance.
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