You get to pick two of these wishes, which do you choose and why?

A. The ability to pause time for everyone but you at will for 45 second intervals (1 minute to recharge). You can dodge bullets or anything else dangerous. You also can affect things around you such as opening a bottle.

B. World class mastery at any one manual skill (eg. Skateboarding, Marksmanship, music , sports, anything physical)

C. Be able to have any job you wanted that is legal (Job can be literally anything from becoming a world leader, to having sex all day. You write the job description, but it has to take up at least 25 hrs a week). You will be paid $5 million a year.

D. The ability to rewind time up to three hours once per day. Only you would remember what happened during that time. Doing this will deduct 1 week of max lifespan from you.

E. Have your IQ instantly boosted to 250.

F. $500 per day for the rest of your life (amount doubles for each year).

G. Indestructible bones, flesh and the ability to survive without oxygen (you do not stop intaking oxygen however, you merely survive without it if need be).

H. To never require sleep, water, or eating ever again but you can go to sleep, drink water, or eat if you wanted. You also would be clean at all times (no showers required) and never have to excrete waste.

I. To be immune from age of consent, kidnapping and rape laws. Also immunity from STDs, and have orgasms twice as powerful and four times as long as you do now. The refractory period would only last for 45 minutes. (In case you're wondering, this list is from 4chan)

J. Halt the aging process (appearance wise but not body wise) after 23 and guarantee no death by virus. Note: You would still die from natural causes, accident, or anything non virus related. You also get change your physique instantly one time.

K. Ability to use instantly teleport to anywhere on earth once a day and take anyone who touches you.

L. Be able to communicate from your mind to another and to move object(s) (except yourself) under 300lbs and a 100ft radius with your mind

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