Seems to be a few threads on the go at the minute following this 'worst you've ever done' theme. So, keeping to it, what's the most insulting thing you've ever said to someone?
Me and my mates used to play a game where we'd tell each other things we'd have to say to random strangers, and then we'd have to go up to them and say it, no matter what (unless it was likely to get you stabbed or something.)
A few that stuck in my mind over the years:
To a fat girl sitting on the beach with her friends in Ibiza a few years back, at the request of my friends I went up and said "Come on, quick... we've got to get you back in the sea!"
To a group of relatively unattractive girls on the dance floor in some bar in London I was in I went up and said in an authoritative tone "Excuse me girls, no ugos on the dance floor..."
And to some fat man sat around the pool when I went to Vegas, I went up beside him and shouted, "Quick, someone get him in the pool so we can harpoon him!"
Ahh to be young and a cunt.
Feb-14-2010 00:25
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
Re: The most insulting you've ever been
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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
To a fat girl sitting on the beach with her friends in Ibiza a few years back, at the request of my friends I went up and said "Come on, quick... we've got to get you back in the sea!"
Fuck I would have loved to see her expression when you said that.
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Feb-14-2010 00:28
Reza
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Richmond Hill
kinda hard to think of one..
but when i was around 18 we used to drive to downtown toronto, drive by where the whores operated and yell " FUKIN WHORE " or " HAHAH YOU HAVE AIDS"
stupid? yes very
Feb-14-2010 00:31
DJ Mikey Mike
Your mum's face
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: I'm at your mums'
Re: Re: The most insulting you've ever been
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Originally posted by Sushipunk Fuck I would have loved to see her expression when you said that.
She looked pretty wounded. And I'm pretty sure the words "you", "fucking" and "cunt" were involved too
Feb-14-2010 00:35
FuzzQi
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2009
Location: In your face
Re: The most insulting you've ever been
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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
"Quick, someone get him in the pool so we can harpoon him!"
When I was a competitive swimmer, our swim team had a Valentines Day tradition of a sort, where each male was given a rose to give to one of the female members of our team, accompanied by a pickup line. I was a co-captain of the team at this point.
The first girl, I said: "I wanted to screw your brains out, but unfortunately it appears someone has beaten me to it."
Everybody was pretty astonished that I just said this girl was a dumb slut. I was given one more chance to redeem myself with a different girl.
I said, "Those are some nice legs, what time do they open?".
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
She looked pretty wounded. And I'm pretty sure the words "you", "fucking" and "cunt" were involved too
Was it "you better start fucking my cunt"? That would be weird.
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Feb-14-2010 01:10
infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.
(My friend from the car window to a woman sitting on a park bench cradling her newborn)
"Your baby is very ugly."
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Feb-14-2010 01:31
D-res
Hangin from Sagan's uvula
Registered: May 2004
Location: Milwaukee, WI
When I was in hs we would 'jive talk' while driving around. Its what we called yelling obsenities to people. Like two guys standing waiting to cross the street and saying "why don't you guy hold hands already", etc.
Otherwise I offend someone pretty much every time the topic of religion comes up at parties, bars, family outtings, anywhere really.
Feb-14-2010 01:50
SYSTEM-J
IDKFA.
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Manchester
I insinuated that a girl's dead brother had killed himself after looking at her ugly face. And by "insinuated", I mean "openly said".
I was about 13 at the time. But I'm still going to hell.
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
I insinuated that a girl's dead brother had killed himself after looking at her ugly face. And by "insinuated", I mean "openly said".
I was about 13 at the time. But I'm still going to hell.
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Feb-14-2010 02:03
malek
drinks your milkshake!
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Montréal
I was 12 or 13, this tough dude which was 16 or something and twice my size was walking along, i was on my BMX.
He tells me something stupid, so I start telling him he doesn't have a dad because his white trash mom was some cheap whore (he was mulato) and some other shit... the guy bursts in tears like a baby and starts running after me... I was never that glad in my life to be on a bike... geez lolololol
For the few years after I lived on that street I managed not to cross his path ever again, great success I'm still alive.
Fuck I would have loved to see her expression when you said that.
