Hrmm....

I'm living in my cousins old room and her sheets look like those cheap kind you see in Russian porns... You know the kind.

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my sheets have discharge on them from spooning a labrador.

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I really hope there are no discharges in these sheets... Cousincum for the lose...

































(puke)

Do they smell of lavender? Don't they make you feel you're in a nurturing environment, gracious and cosy? Sniff your sheets again and be aroused by the loving feminine scent exhaled by whoever tidied up your room.

Show your appreciation, show your willingness to inseminate them

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Originally posted by Lira Do they smell of lavender? Don't they make you feel you're in a nurturing environment, gracious and cosy? Sniff your sheets again and be aroused by the loving feminine scent exhaled by whoever tidied up your room. Show your appreciation, show your willingness to inseminate them

No they just smell like detergent scent, whatever that smell is. Chemically designed to smell clean...

Yah.

Also I gotta pee, but the bathroom is on the main floor, the stair way is like a big open affair and my aunt and uncles door is there....

Not a big deal, right?

Well... The toilet is one of those newer ones that fucking is loud as fuck and the handle like pushes back on you when you flush and nearly breaks your finger...

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby I really hope there are no discharges in these sheets... Cousincum for the lose... (puke)

don't worry, he gor 5 milkbones out of it.

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this is the kind of shit we have the random talking thread for. for fuck's sake stop making threads.

what, are you going to be giving a fucking play by play thread by thread account of all the stupid shit you do in your daily life now in your aunt's basement?

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Originally posted by tubularbills this is the kind of shit we have the random talking thread for. for fuck's sake stop making threads. what, are you going to be giving a fucking play by play thread by thread account of all the stupid shit you do in your daily life now in your aunt's basement?

Dude you made videos giving the play by play of the COR...

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