Jesus, somebody teach this man how to throw a ball for god's sake.

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For god's sake, who fucking cares?

If our next President can't shoot a basketball, can we criticize them?

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You know he called it "Cominsky" park again? This is funny though....

BUSTED!

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Dibble: “Having played with the White Sox for a short time, I know how the Cubs fans and White Sox fans go back and forth. Who was one of your favorite White Sox players growing up?” Obama: “You know uh... I... I thought that... uh... you know... the truth is a lot of the Cubs I like too! But, uh... I did not become a Sox fan until I moved to Chicago. Because I uh... I was growing up in Hawaii so I ended up actually being an Oakland A’s fan. But when I moved to Chicago, uh, I was living close to what was then Cominskey (sic) Park. And went to a couple games and just fell in love. And the nice thing about the Sox is it's real blue-collar baseball.

Just say you don't really know any Sox players! Haha... and wtf would he know about "blue collar" baseball, or blue collar anything for that matter?

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Originally posted by Groundhog Boy For god's sake, who fucking cares? If our next President can't shoot a basketball, can we criticize them?

Sure. Somebody shit in your cereal this morning?

I bet Obama could school the fuck out of every one of us in basketball. I probably can't throw a baseball either. Thus making this thread incredibly pointless.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I bet Obama could school the fuck out of every one of us in basketball. I probably can't throw a baseball either. Thus making this thread incredibly pointless.

Are you a girl or just completely uncoordinated?

If anyone thinks this thread is "serious" as in it requires debate (there is no debate, he clearly throws for shit) then please chime in and indicate your lack of a sense of humor. It is rare that anyone starts any meaningful threads here anymore anyway.

Perhaps Obama should try throwing right-handed?

In any event, 2 more throws like that and it's ball 4.

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Originally posted by Shakka Are you a girl or just completely uncoordinated?

Uncoordinated, mostly. I suck at basketball, and my aim is pretty shitty upon throwing a baseball. I'm way more comfortable in the water, shit makes a lot more sense when I'm swimming.

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Btw, who really expects the president of their country to be able to throw an absolute burner right down the middle of the plate? Obama is a middle aged, skinny black dude who grew up working for his community, went to law school, got into politics, and is now slaving his life away in an office. If you are expecting Karl Rove or Dick Cheney to throw a badass opening pitch at a game, you have been drinking too much.

George Bush clearly had more time on his hands to practice those opening pitches

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Originally posted by ziptnf Btw, who really expects the president of their country to be able to throw an absolute burner right down the middle of the plate? Obama is a middle aged, skinny black dude who grew up working for his community, went to law school, got into politics, and is now slaving his life away in an office. If you are expecting Karl Rove or Dick Cheney to throw a badass opening pitch at a game, you have been drinking too much. George Bush clearly had more time on his hands to practice those opening pitches

There's a Grand Canyon between a heater down the middle and a bloopy-floop 3 feet wide of the plate and 20 feet over the catcher's head! And given your comments about what a great basketball player he is, one would expect a little athletic crossover, no? And Obama is the youngest president since JFK. He's fit. Don't sell him short. He clearly just can't throw a little white ball.

Rove is a fatass and Cheney is 100 years old and has had 40 heart-attacks.

And regarding Obama slaving away in office. First, you're a racist for using a derivative of "slave" in reference to a black man (j/k) and second, he has had plenty of time to do things like fill out his NCAA brackets and go to all other sorts of entertaining events. I'm not buying your weak rationalization attempts.

Give it up!