I went to take out the trash and next thing i know i have a fucking poodle chasing my ass for like 10 mins... and the owner was like

COOKIE GET BACK HERE LEAVE HIM ALONE

and im like BITCH GET OVER HERE AND GRAB THIS DOG BEFORE I KICK IT'S FACE



dogs now hate me and i now hate dogs

the end.

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I would have punted the fucking rat!

Or just let the thing bite me and then sue the owner.

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quote:

Originally posted by Chris Crossland I would have punted the fucking rat! Or just let the thing bite me and then sue the owner.

If you live in the U.S. this is the correct answer, make sure you add in an extra 45 million for 'emotional trauma'.

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Originally posted by amp3 If you live in the U.S. this is the correct answer, make sure you add in an extra 45 million for 'emotional trauma'.

One of my friends got bit in the face as a kid by a dog. Got a good 20k out of it.

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It's a fucking poodle. It probably doesn't weigh 20kgs, and if a 20kg kid was threatening you, would you run away?

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J It's a fucking poodle. It probably doesn't weigh 20kgs, and if a 20kg kid was threatening you, would you run away?

it was a big dog o-o

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