There's a woodpecker outside my place that is going to town on a metal speed limit sign. I'm not sure if it's the same one, but I have noticed it happening every year now for the last five years or so. Is this a common thing for woodpeckers to do, or do I have a case of woodpecker senility in my environs?
Let this thread also serve as an outlet for anything Woody Woodpecker related, or possibly as a euphemism for blowjobs as well. At some point I would be curious to hear the thoughts of someone who actually knows though.
May-11-2010 16:44
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May-11-2010 17:11
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Apparently he decided some aluminium ladder would make a nice dessert.
May-11-2010 18:57
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he's just sharpening his beak to kill yo voyeuring ass.
May-11-2010 19:16
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Looks painful. The woodpecker has obviously lost it. Where do you live btw
May-12-2010 00:17
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Vermont.
Yes, it's a state.
May-12-2010 00:35
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Originally posted by WittyHandle
Vermont.
Yes, it's a state.
And you're having problems with a Varmint.
It's a Wood-pecker.
In the case of the stop-sign, I bet it's marking territory. The ladder? I don't think it likes the ladder.
Woodpeckers announce their presence for the females as well as their territories by pecking the wood. Obviously metal objects make more noise, so it makes sense they peck at it.
Well atleast that's what I've heard
May-12-2010 09:06
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Originally posted by Ridexer
Woodpeckers announce their presence for the females as well as their territories by pecking the wood. Obviously metal objects make more noise, so it makes sense they peck at it.
Well atleast that's what I've heard
Yea usually at a party with a lot of attractive women I announce my presence by repeatedly banging my head against a wall.
May-12-2010 10:00
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Re: Woodpecker tests Darwin
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Originally posted by WittyHandle
There's a woodpecker outside my place that is going to town on a metal speed limit sign. I'm not sure if it's blowjobs as well. At some point I would be curious to hear the thoughts of someone who actually knows though.
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May-12-2010 13:06
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Originally posted by Ridexer
Woodpeckers announce their presence for the females as well as their territories by pecking the wood. Obviously metal objects make more noise, so it makes sense they peck at it.
Woodpecker tests Darwin
