this underling, of the vagina extraction, asked me to lend her 1k for two weeks so that so that she could buy a car. she said she was coming into some money and would pay me promptly. i never lend money to anyone, so i hesitated but nonetheless agreee. now she pissed at me. why? is it because i was charging her interest? no. is itbecause i was going to secure the loan with some property? no. it is because i was going to informally write a note saying how much i was lending her and when she was supposed to pay me back.

she cries and has the temerity to call me a bad person. wtf

what think you? any stories?

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you're fat.

Better drink your own piss.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

I even did that with my own brother. He was like whaaaaat, and I was like "Ok well we don't have to do this if you don't want to."

Nigga screwed me out of $700 like a decade ago.

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get her to feed you a toblerone out of her vag

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You stand nothing to gain from this transaction. Make up some excuse why you can't lend her the money. No point in being honest - you stand nothing to gain from that either. If she gets pissed at you for not lending her the money, then fuck her - shes a bitch and shouldn't give her the money anyways.

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Originally posted by Taipan You stand nothing to gain from this transaction. Make up some excuse why you can't lend her the money. No point in being honest - you stand nothing to gain from that either. If she gets pissed at you for not lending her the money, then fuck her - shes a bitch and shouldn't give her the money anyways.

i think he already gave his money.

because he's fat

and alone.

poor guy. somebody buy him a friend.



wtf why am i picking on him. this is the last insult he receives from me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSQN...be_gdata_player

She's not entitled to shit in the first place. How is her car your problem, again?

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if i were you i would demand at least 3 - 4 fuck sessions. not even kidding.

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