Sleeping In: Start your day all snug in bed, or on a hardwood floor, and wake up refreshed after a night of fevered vodka dreams and the shakes!



Bathe: Hop in the surf to let fish pee and Gulf oil wash your grimy undercarriage to a gritty shine.




Freshen Up: Better put on some deodorant, you're going to be working hard today and don't want to offend those who don't relish the bouquet of vodka and cocaine panic sweat.



Oral Hygiene: Did you brush your teeth? Better have a friend check to make sure you got all the crack rocks out of the gaps.



Skin Care: Proactiv worked for Jessica Simpson, it can work for you too. She used to get burned by cigarettes, right?



Get Pretty: Time to put on that makeup so you're ready to meet the world. Hello, world! Why are you running away?



Get Dressed: Hike up those ill-fitting clothes over your Shrek-ian form wherever you may have found yourself naked.



Limber Up: You have a lot of batshit crazy things to do, don't want to pull a muscle.



Exercise: A morning jog will do you good and get the blood pumping to all those ribs.



Picnic: Is it lunch time already? Why not enjoy the outdoors?



Off to Market: Go out and get some shopping done, you need to stock up on the essentials.



Read: It's good to be well informed. Just dn't get caught stealing that magazine: Ha ha ha...ahh.



Dinner: Man, it's getting late. Get yourself a healthy meal. Remember to chew onthe side that has molars.



Taking Care of Business: Uh oh, is dinner pushing lunch out? Butt scooting works for dogs, it'll work for you, too.



Clean Up: May as well tidy up since you just left a skid on the floor.



Family Time: Why not relax with the little ones and just enjoy each other? And vodka couldn't hurt.



Back to Sleep: It's been a long day, time to curl up in the back of a car for some night terrors and panic shits, just like when you were a kid.

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wow that's hilarious but most importantly when did you get time to look up all these photos?

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by chimera66 wow that's hilarious but most importantly when did you get time to look up all these photos?

he got it from the source

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Originally posted by bas we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!

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Originally posted by chimera66 wow that's hilarious but most importantly when did you get time to look up all these photos?

don't ask questions. just appreciate the L oh L

They say great pain makes great art, and she looks like she's in a world of hurt.

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Originally posted by WittyHandle They say great pain makes great art, and she looks like she's in a world of hurt.

LOL! well said, my friend.

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Originally posted by igottaknow don't ask questions. just appreciate the L oh L

i enjoyed it but i've always got questions

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

I hear she's finally clean now. Good for her, if true. She's a great talent.

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Originally posted by Renzo She's a great talent.

seriously? (I'm not being sarcastic- haven't listened to her stuff)

I've only heard her albums Frank and Back in Black, but both are excellent and worth checking out imo.