I used to think that if you could still write something coherent you weren't drunk enough. But, I think I am. I can't stand still, my limbs feel numb, and I cannot help but think about whether or not I have a soul. Nothing I type is stupid enough. Now I understand why this is called Dutch courage. I feel like Tiesto,
I can still embed videos! <3
If I had a soul, should alcohol have any impact in the way I feel the world? It's bloody hard to type, and I have to hit backspace whenever I see a word is misspelled. Well, sometimes I right-click the wrong word and I think there's an ice cube in my left sock, but it feels good. Weeeee!!!
I just ate a whole can of Pringles. I feel like throwing up. Everything is so... light! I can't feel my fingers very well, and I this is probably the most coherent drunk paragraph ever written on TA. Why can't drunkards spell properly!? You can just press the backspace button and correct the words you failed to spell properly. Do you have any idea of how much time it took me to write this paragraph!?
Back to soul(lessness). I'm also short-sighted. Isn't it some sort of proof of how dependent I am on my body? What would it be like to see without my body? Would I still be short-sighted if I died and my soul went to heaven and stuff? I think this comes to show how inconsistent the whole thing is.
Fuck... I feel sick. I'm sleepy. I feel like throwing up. Eat your heart out, William, I'm barely conscious and I can still make sense! But I love you! And I love everyone else!
I think I'd better throw up.
PLUR OUT!!!
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Sep-01-2010 05:42
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
Hope your head doesn't hurt too much in the morning, mate
Drunk thread! Ban!
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Sep-01-2010 05:45
infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.
If it's any consolation, I was really fucking trashed when I PM'd you about Kafka.
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Sep-01-2010 05:47
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
Wait, I'm going to drink a carton of milk.
Carton, Carton... why does it remind me of Bel-Air?
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Sep-01-2010 05:48
kadomony
FRENCH EXPRESS
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Philly
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Wait, I'm going to drink a carton of milk.
Carton, Carton... why does it remind me of Bel-Air?
