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welcome to toronto

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You may have heard that Toronto is a very multicultural city with many diverse communities, and while that's great for tourists and visitors, for the residents it means a different thing entirely.

You will have to lay claim to a territory and protect it, or else become somebody else's bitch. First, choose your turf (not too big or else you won't be able to protect it) and mark it by peeing at the 4 corners of your territory. This is best to do during the busiest time of the day so that everyone sees what is now yours. Now that you're the alpha of your turf, you need to patrol it frequently looking as menacing as possible (bring a large rifle or a bat at the very least) to ward off any invaders.

When you need to take a break from all this, go to your local elementary school and watch some kids play. Guaranteed to brighten up your day.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur You may have heard that Toronto is a very multicultural city with many diverse communities, and while that's great for tourists and visitors, for the residents it means a different thing entirely. You will have to lay claim to a territory and protect it, or else become somebody else's bitch. First, choose your turf (not too big or else you won't be able to protect it) and mark it by peeing at the 4 corners of your territory. This is best to do during the busiest time of the day so that everyone sees what is now yours. Now that you're the alpha of your turf, you need to patrol it frequently looking as menacing as possible (bring a large rifle or a bat at the very least) to ward off any invaders. When you need to take a break from all this, go to your local elementary school and watch some kids play. Guaranteed to brighten up your day.

Omg LOL

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Originally posted by cjones_636 Just moved to Toronto, in the distillery district. What's the first things I should do?

Move to the suburbs.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Move to the suburbs and complain about how downtown sucks.

fix'd.

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Originally posted by cjones_636 Just moved to Toronto, in the distillery district. What's the first things I should do for fun here?

Go to hooker Harvey's @ Jarvis & Gerrard late at night and buy yourself the Double Original Bacon Cheese Burger meal.

Welcome to Toronto!

Well, although our city has lots to offer it can be quite expensive. So you're going to need some money. I would head down to Parkdale and sell soap, it's a booming business down there. Just take a chunk of your average white soap and chop it up into very small pieces, then place all these little chunks into small plastic baggies. Then head to Parkdale and look for the dirtiest people you can find and offer it to them, but make sure not to actually say anything to them directly......just quickly show them a baggie and they'll know what you’re selling (it's actually illegal to sell soap without a permit so this is how it's done around here). You may notice a lot of other tough looking characters doing the same thing, so you'll have to be aggressive and maybe offer bigger pieces for less. These guys won't like that, but they probably just move to another corner of town and leave you alone. If they don't do that at first, just wink at them and give them the finger gunshot to let them know you're cool with a little healthy competition.

Soon you'll be rich as a mofo and can start enjoying our beautiful city for everything it has to offer!!!!

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur You may have heard that Toronto is a very multicultural city with many diverse communities, and while that's great for tourists and visitors, for the residents it means a different thing entirely. You will have to lay claim to a territory and protect it, or else become somebody else's bitch. First, choose your turf (not too big or else you won't be able to protect it) and mark it by peeing at the 4 corners of your territory. This is best to do during the busiest time of the day so that everyone sees what is now yours. Now that you're the alpha of your turf, you need to patrol it frequently looking as menacing as possible (bring a large rifle or a bat at the very least) to ward off any invaders. When you need to take a break from all this, go to your local elementary school and watch some kids play. Guaranteed to brighten up your day.

you need to post more.

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