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To ease your concerns, I have started my own WMC answers/questions column. Here is the first question I have received:
Dear Renzo.
I booked my flight from Cambodia for the end of March and now the dates may have changed. I have worked many a-nights for this in the African wilderness and sold my fixie bike to make ends meet. What do I do now? Cancel?
Thanks,
Hipster from Cambodia
Dear Hipster from Cambodia,
If you're in tight nuthugger jeans at a party, do they call you a Cambodian hipster or just a hipster? This has been bothering me the last five minutes. Besides, no self-respecting hipster ever works nights in the wilderness. Which means you're lying to me, and lying is not a good way to start our relationship now, is it?
As far as WMC goes, just sit tight [get it? a hipster joke], hang out in as many uber-trendy parties as possible, and I will keep you updated. And can you send me a vuvuzela? I've been wanting one.
One love,
Renzo
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