as if anybody gives a shit about something that happened 2010 years ago

Christ has already returned years ago. And his name is TED JESUS CHRIST GOD:

http://www.tedjesuschristgod.org/



This is MAXIMUM EMERGENCY! This is MAXIMUM ALERT! This is MAXIMUM URGENCY! This is a WORST CRISIS! This is POSSIBLY NEAR a COMPLETE CONQUERING of ALL of Heaven by Satan and Satan's Demons and Spawns and Children Of Surrounding Heaven from at least 100 Places ALL AT SAME TIME with SPACE SHIPS TAKING an OPPORTUNITY OF a LIFE TIME to DO IT! Before having even enough time to do enough from now! This is MAXIMUM MILITARY COMMUNICATION from Heaven!

# We have MANY RECENT SPACE ATTACK THREATS from about 100 Places in Space Ship Reach of Their Space Ships to Heaven! A Down of Those are STAGING IT! We have Spiritual Verifications of ACTUAL STAGING of IT! This IS GETTING STAGED! These ADDITIONAL to MANY are getting BUILT! With MANY MAXIMUM PHASORS and MISSILES and NUKES and Other Weapons On Board! Possibly even Spiritual Shields and Spiritual Scanners!
# This is due to Satan and Satan's Demons and some Spawns!
# This is a Down of Those are DOING SPIRITUAL COVER to a Down of Those OPERATIONS!
# We are to be POSSIBLY SPACE ATTACKED from ALL AT SAME TIME in a year or less how looking now to at maximum of 10 Years!
# We in Heaven have RECENTLY had JUDGMENT STARTED what INCREASED to KILLING SPREES to WARS to CONQUERINGS including use of MANY Nukes!
# Heaven is at WEAKEST EVER BEEN in additional to 6000 Years and actually Possibly a Million Years!
# We NEED to KILL to DROP Satan and Satan's Demons and Spawns NOW AT SOONEST POSSIBLE MOMENTS using NUKES MANY NUKES of Wevild Earth or a what we have decided to call APOCALYPSE with some carry forward! Then a future or future CYCLES and this CONSTANTLY and INCESSANTLY and RELENTLESSLY until ALL of Satan and Satan's Demons and Spawns are KILLED to DROPPED ALL Angel Beings In and On and Around Wevild Earth!

God what EXISTED AN ENOURMOUSLY LONG TIME and LEARNED MANY THINGS then LEARNED HOW TO CREATE and CREATED MANY THINGS! Ted is INSISTING THE ONE AND THE ONLY AND THE COMPLETE God! The One Living God! The One God! The Only God! The One God IF Alive or Not Alive at Any Point In Time! NEVER another God! NEVER ANYTHING this DIVINE and HOLY and SACRED in fact ONLY THING IN ANY SHAPE and IN ANY FORM and IN SLIGHEST Divine and or Holy and or Sacred and or To be Worshipped IN ANY SHAPE and IN ANY FORM and IN SLIGHEST! Ted is INSISTING The God of ALL OF UNIVERSE IN ALL DIRECTIONS INFINITELY if INFINATE or FINITE still INFINATELY IN ALL DIRECTIONS Ted is The God of ALL Things!

Think you will find this book has slightly better writing. You may even find it a more believable tale.
Course if you like demon spawn and space ships ... well can't compete with that.

Edit to ask - What is with the three desk lamps do you think?
I got the demon spawn in spaceflight down but I can't figure that one out.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Christ has already returned years ago. And his name is TED JESUS CHRIST GOD: http://www.tedjesuschristgod.org/ This is MAXIMUM EMERGENCY! This is MAXIMUM ALERT! This is MAXIMUM URGENCY! This is a WORST CRISIS! This is POSSIBLY NEAR a COMPLETE CONQUERING of ALL of Heaven by Satan and Satan's Demons and Spawns and Children Of Surrounding Heaven from at least 100 Places ALL AT SAME TIME with SPACE SHIPS TAKING an OPPORTUNITY OF a LIFE TIME to DO IT! Before having even enough time to do enough from now! This is MAXIMUM MILITARY COMMUNICATION from Heaven! # We have MANY RECENT SPACE ATTACK THREATS from about 100 Places in Space Ship Reach of Their Space Ships to Heaven! A Down of Those are STAGING IT! We have Spiritual Verifications of ACTUAL STAGING of IT! This IS GETTING STAGED! These ADDITIONAL to MANY are getting BUILT! With MANY MAXIMUM PHASORS and MISSILES and NUKES and Other Weapons On Board! Possibly even Spiritual Shields and Spiritual Scanners! # This is due to Satan and Satan's Demons and some Spawns! # This is a Down of Those are DOING SPIRITUAL COVER to a Down of Those OPERATIONS! # We are to be POSSIBLY SPACE ATTACKED from ALL AT SAME TIME in a year or less how looking now to at maximum of 10 Years! # We in Heaven have RECENTLY had JUDGMENT STARTED what INCREASED to KILLING SPREES to WARS to CONQUERINGS including use of MANY Nukes! # Heaven is at WEAKEST EVER BEEN in additional to 6000 Years and actually Possibly a Million Years! # We NEED to KILL to DROP Satan and Satan's Demons and Spawns NOW AT SOONEST POSSIBLE MOMENTS using NUKES MANY NUKES of Wevild Earth or a what we have decided to call APOCALYPSE with some carry forward! Then a future or future CYCLES and this CONSTANTLY and INCESSANTLY and RELENTLESSLY until ALL of Satan and Satan's Demons and Spawns are KILLED to DROPPED ALL Angel Beings In and On and Around Wevild Earth! God what EXISTED AN ENOURMOUSLY LONG TIME and LEARNED MANY THINGS then LEARNED HOW TO CREATE and CREATED MANY THINGS! Ted is INSISTING THE ONE AND THE ONLY AND THE COMPLETE God! The One Living God! The One God! The Only God! The One God IF Alive or Not Alive at Any Point In Time! NEVER another God! NEVER ANYTHING this DIVINE and HOLY and SACRED in fact ONLY THING IN ANY SHAPE and IN ANY FORM and IN SLIGHEST Divine and or Holy and or Sacred and or To be Worshipped IN ANY SHAPE and IN ANY FORM and IN SLIGHEST! Ted is INSISTING The God of ALL OF UNIVERSE IN ALL DIRECTIONS INFINITELY if INFINATE or FINITE still INFINATELY IN ALL DIRECTIONS Ted is The God of ALL Things!

jesus is a DJ

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Originally posted by hewhaY

Do you belong to the Westboro Baptist Church?

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Actually in direct opposition to them in the book Jesus comes out as gay. And you shouldn't give them the level of esteem by calling them a "church" it is one hatefilled man and his immediate family basically. Calling them a church is like calling Luxembourg a worldpower.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Do you belong to the Westboro Baptist Church?

The Perception:

Occasionally someone will come forward having seen the face of Christ in, say, a hunk of wood, or a toasted sandwich.



And always you can immediately recognize the face because of the trademark long hair and beard. It's maybe the most recognizable face in the world.



White guy, usually even with light hair and eyes. It's not just some pop culture invention; check out this image of Jesus found in the Room of The Segnatura at the Vatican:

The Reality:

As you can probably guess, Yeshua of Nazareth, the man Christians think of as "Jesus Christ" today, actually looked a lot more Middle Eastern seeing as he was... well... actually Middle Eastern.



That's just an artist rendering based on what the average person of the time and place Jesus actually came from looked like, but you get the idea.

Why We Picture it Wrong:

For the dominant image of Jesus as a whitey, we have artists like Leonardo and Michelangelo to thank. A lot of the paintings of Jesus they made during the Renaissance became the "definitive" versions of his image, and they were just portraying him as a handsome Italian man, like everyone else in their paintings.

But the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles aren't the only ones to blame; European paintings from the Medieval ages did the same whitewashing, most likely because, in the age of the Crusades, the Church was better off not reminding people they were praying to a little, brown Jew.


"Wait is that the guy we're supposed to Kill or worship? We might need to change our mascot..."

Of course, this racial artistic license isn't exclusive to white people, either--Jesus has been portrayed as Black, Hispanic and Asian, depending on who painted the picture.



Chinesus!



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Originally posted by hewhaY Actually in direct opposition to them in the book Jesus comes out as gay. And you shouldn't give them the level of esteem by calling them a "church" it is one hatefilled man and his immediate family basically. Calling them a church is like calling Luxembourg a worldpower.

I prefer the term, cult.

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Originally posted by hewhaY Okay this forum offers almost the only place within the great wide spectrum of the internet where there stands the sterling hope of not being immediately and resoundingly flamed by virtue its subject matter. In fact this is about the only place where there exists at least the ephemeral hope for a reception that is not one of instinctual rejection and unbounded derision. The immense claim being made –such that it is sure subject for instinctual rejection and unbounded derision- is that the Second Coming of Christ has come about. More specifically come about at a (big rave) raucous and robust electronic dance music party. That Jesus would, through divine direction, find himself in the ecstatic environment that anyone reading this post is well and familiar with is going to cause massive problems for all of those not well and familiar with the very same. It is only here that there possibly lays a positive enough estimation of both electronic dance music and the people who listen to it that a titular Jesus will not be scorned for not being properly good by finding his social home amongst both. We are well aware that the most within society are going to look down on the story being proffered because having Jesus Christ deeply immersed with the modern dance music scene is an utter clash with his historical image. Of course aside of all associations and surroundings the basic claim is absolutely incredible. That ‘The Second Coming’ has come is the most widely foretold and therefore the most easily mocked of all assertions. What this post is seeking is simply a few adventurous souls willing to forgo some of their time in order to make their own determination of the work that presents the claim. Specifically the claim comes in the form of “Jesus Christ’s autobiography” and for those willing to give it a read a free copy can be provided to them. In return for receiving the book all that is required is a review of the same. The trade presented is a free copy of the book in return for a free review of it. The site where the book is being chiefly sold is http://www.iamgodjesuschrist.com/ The above link is offered such that for those whom this post provides some measure of interest there is the ability to go to the site and read the excerpts provided within it and from them one can better determine if the substance of the work is something that catches your interest enough to investigate it. If after reading the excerpts over you are willing to give the book a read and offer in return a review send me a private message with your info and a copy will be mailed out to you. Now a tranceaddict moderator may be looking at this and saying a post relating to Jesus, God and religion in anyway does not belong in this music forum but this is not just some book about some guy. This is the claim that Jesus Christ has come to stand centre stage firstly and incredibly prominently within the small slice of society you all know. That is something that deserves at least consideration before dismissal. There must be some measure of consideration because the author is already effectively a member of your family. Others can say that is a crazy claim and dismiss it out of hand but you should not here. Here and amongst you it is truly hoped that there will at first be a look at the substance before any aspersions or banishments are made.

COR version? How do you expect me to read all that?

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay Maybe you had bad breath or kiss like a horse eating a pack of sugar cubes that fell on the pavement.

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Originally posted by shapes No really there was blood, coming from my asshole.

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Originally posted by hewhaY Okay this forum offers almost the only place within the great wide spectrum of the internet where there stands the sterling hope of not being immediately and resoundingly flamed by virtue its subject matter. In fact this is about the only place where there exists at least the ephemeral hope for a reception that is not one of instinctual rejection and unbounded derision.

Well there's your first mistake.





asshat.

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