Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Guatemala, Guatemala
When Parents Text
quote:
DAD: big splurge today
ME: What did you buy?
DAD: new pair of underwear to wear for my surgery on tues.
quote:
MOM: are there any other dvds you want for christmas? i decided im not getting you Conception- it sounds too adult
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MOM: I’m on twitter now. I tweet all day!
MOM: ooo laaa laaa, JLO is making chicken parm tonight. mmmm
ME: I hope this is a joke.
MOM: twitter me! everyone is following me everywhere
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MOM: Do you know how to check twitter to see where Lionel Richie is?
Mom: Tacos or meat loaf for dinner?
Me: Tacos
Mom: Bring your appetite. When will you be home?
Mom: Eta?
Mom: ???
Me: Can you pick me up at 6:45? My phone is going to die.
Mom: Walnut St?
Me: Yes
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Might be more like 7.
Mom: Tacos?
Me: No, my train gets in then.
Me: Tacos? 2?
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Mom, chill with the tacos.
Dec-20-2010 17:08
shaw
RIP
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Intergalactic Mimosa Station
quote:
Originally posted by The17sss
Mom: Tacos or meat loaf for dinner?
Me: Tacos
Mom: Bring your appetite. When will you be home?
Mom: Eta?
Mom: ???
Me: Can you pick me up at 6:45? My phone is going to die.
Mom: Walnut St?
Me: Yes
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Might be more like 7.
Mom: Tacos?
Me: No, my train gets in then.
Me: Tacos? 2?
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Mom, chill with the tacos.
Originally posted by The17sss
Mom: Tacos or meat loaf for dinner?
Me: Tacos
Mom: Bring your appetite. When will you be home?
Mom: Eta?
Mom: ???
Me: Can you pick me up at 6:45? My phone is going to die.
Mom: Walnut St?
Me: Yes
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Might be more like 7.
Mom: Tacos?
Me: No, my train gets in then.
Me: Tacos? 2?
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Mom, chill with the tacos.
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
quote:
Originally posted by The17sss
Mom: Tacos or meat loaf for dinner?
Me: Tacos
Mom: Bring your appetite. When will you be home?
Mom: Eta?
Mom: ???
Me: Can you pick me up at 6:45? My phone is going to die.
Mom: Walnut St?
Me: Yes
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Might be more like 7.
Mom: Tacos?
Me: No, my train gets in then.
Me: Tacos? 2?
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Mom, chill with the tacos.
gold
Dec-20-2010 17:32
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
quote:
Originally posted by The17sss
Mom: Tacos or meat loaf for dinner?
Me: Tacos
Mom: Bring your appetite. When will you be home?
Mom: Eta?
Mom: ???
Me: Can you pick me up at 6:45? My phone is going to die.
Mom: Walnut St?
Me: Yes
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Might be more like 7.
Mom: Tacos?
Me: No, my train gets in then.
Me: Tacos? 2?
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Mom, chill with the tacos.
Hahahahahahahaha! I want to hug that lady!
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Dec-20-2010 17:42
woscar
Starstuff
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Guatemala, Guatemala
Originally posted by Slylee
oh well, different strokes different vaginas
Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget
Dec-20-2010 18:33
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
I have concluded that dads are awesome beyond belief. Kinda makes me wish my dad wasn't really cold from years of hunting & killing terrorists. Oh well.
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Dec-20-2010 18:35
infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.
quote:
Originally posted by bas
Dad: Beer please
Me: what
Dad: Beer please
Me: Do you know that you have an automatic signature? After every text you send this appears: )o(
Dad: That’s an ice spider
LOL
dad of the year all years
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When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it.