depends on if you know you can do that trick where its like the jedi force and shit where you brain stops working your your consciousness is literally located in your sphincter and you can control each atom in your butt thus making it silent. That takes a lot of concentration though, and drinking makes it harder. if you hold it you keep gurgling though. best bet is to go away for a couple minutes and come back refreshed

let em rip. you hear older couples do it all the time. if your serious about someone like me and my gf are, you got no troubles passing wind in front of her, of behind her, on on her foot by accident, whatever. girls fart too, but i've never actually heard a girl do it yet, cept my grandma. but she's allowed to do that

oh yeah, i blast nice loud ones in front of my GF all the time. she does too, it's quite funny actually.

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Originally posted by Orbax depends on if you know you can do that trick where its like the jedi force and shit where you brain stops working your your consciousness is literally located in your sphincter and you can control each atom in your butt thus making it silent. That takes a lot of concentration though, and drinking makes it harder. if you hold it you keep gurgling though. best bet is to go away for a couple minutes and come back refreshed

What the hell is that?
just fart. What the eff.
It's not healthy to hold it in.
I mean everyone does it, just like everyone poopies. Loud or silent, let em rip is right!
Now if the sucker smells, then you got problems. j/k!

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Yup of course I do.
And I belch really loud too.

And she does to.
I couldnt be with a girl who can't laugh or be indifferent to stuff as natural as burping and farting.

yes

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once i tried doing something slick, like I blasted some music and walked away and let one loose. The problem with it was that I had some nasty food at the mall and it stunk bad. She wasn't too pleased...

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Originally posted by Muff2K let em rip. you hear older couples do it all the time. if your serious about someone like me and my gf are, you got no troubles passing wind in front of her, of behind her, on on her foot by accident, whatever. girls fart too, but i've never actually heard a girl do it yet, cept my grandma. but she's allowed to do that

Grandma!

HAHAHAHA

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eh... my girfriend and i burp alot, but not really fart.
I don't really like farting at all, dunno why, and try not to make a show about it. Probably because i grew up with a brother that took pride in the thing.

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