This isn't that funny, but i find it hilarious. (like all of my threads).

Last night i went to the bar to catch the UFC. The place was pretty full, everyone was having a good time and the vibe was one that told me that the night was going to be a good one. Sometime during the prelims on spike a group of very loud, very dumb, very young guys who obviously do not come from the area shows up.

It takes about 5 minutes (due to the extreme loudness of the group) to figure out that they are all american soldiers (why they are here no idea.)

The whole night during the event, they drink like fish (it becomes obvious quite quickly that they can't handle ANY liquor), and always seem to yell out inflammatory stuff about Canada and/or French people for no reason...no one pays them too much attention as we are used to underage wankers coming here from the states because they can't drink at home. People just ignore them and continue enjoying the event, but you can see a few people in the crowd getting annoyed, and the manager even goes to the table a few times to try and get them to calm down.

The event finishes and the music come on. A group of girls starts dancing with their boyfriends. There is a small guy (maybe 5'5 tops) dancing with his girl...when one of the biggest soldiers at the table goes onto the floor, pushes him and just starts pawing his woman. She slaps him, and the soldier pushes her.....

the little guy hit him just once. PAF....knocked the big guy out fucking cold. The soldiers buddies all go to jump in....long story short i've never seen a group of people get such a collective ass kicking in my life. These soldiers got beaten bad, by a bunch of untrained midgets.

When the cops came the arrested no one but the beaten yanks. I'm sure i saw someone with their cell cam out, if this makes it to youtube it will be the best video ever.

I don't even know what the purpose of this thread is, but it was so hilarious, and when people get their words force fed back to them by fist it makes me lol.

anyway...nou, you should totally add a got beaten up by midget civilians mode in your faggot simulation game.

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Originally posted by epicaricacy anyway...nou, you should totally add a got beaten up by midget civilians mode in your faggot simulation game.

That game might be a simulation but its faggotry is very, very real.

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i have a mental image of patton slaming nou from behind as he pulls back on his ears like he was riding a donkey.

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Originally posted by epicaricacy anyway...nou, you should totally add a got beaten up by midget civilians mode in your faggot simulation game.

Actually Canadian Forces just bought an Enterprise License for the platform.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Actually Canadian Forces just bought an Enterprise License for the platform.

Congrats, dude.

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there is no way the vid of this does not make it to the internetz.

until then:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-dtisRw2n4

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Originally posted by epicaricacy there is no way the vid of this does not make it to the internetz. until then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-dtisRw2n4

The soldier is Greek.

LOL yeah, that's what usually happens!

My time in the military has taught me that the belligerent young punks that know nothing about fighting, are the ones who get in fights, and get the shit kicked out of them.


Everyone I knew, that knows how to fight or could handle themselves don't get in fights because they know better! There was only one guy I knew that could fight, who actually got into a fight because someone stabbed him in the back (literally), and he still turned him into hamburger meat.

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you would figure that considering their size and training that they would be able to fight.

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Originally posted by epicaricacy you would figure that considering their size and training that they would be able to fight.

Naaaahhh... How much physical hand to hand combat do you get trained on? From everything I have heard its minimal.

To quote Gen Kill: "Don't fool yourself. We're not being warriors out here. They're just using us as machine operators, semi-skilled labor."

nou, people with life experience are talking. go away.

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Originally posted by epicaricacy nou, people with life experience are talking. go away.

What life experience is that? Getting an STD? Thats about all you have in common with people in the military, and one I am glad I do not share.