Just got back last night from the maddest house party ever - Full day BBQ and then drinking and drinking games!!!

I got more drunk than ever, drank half a bottle of vodka with a mate, had lots to drink, mixed ALOT of drinks, played fifa and beat the shit out of them all , had my legs shaven by my mates sister, pulled me mates sister, comforted my mates sister, puked all over the house, bleached their carpet oh and stank their whole house up from puking.

I was totally wrecked

I now have to legs that have one stripe in the middle of each leg where my legs were waxed, the embaressment of chatting to his sister coz i made a complete fool of myself (as i was just wearing my boxers and im sure someone kept poping out to take a look Also i phoned my own home up at 2am when everyone was asleep! oh man the list is endless!!!!!

Well that was my evening

Any other stories to make mine look like a amature night?

BTW i do feel guilty bout being sick, i coulnt stop saying sorry to their mum when she rang the next day and i feel very bad about alot of the incidents.............................fuck it its all great memories

House parties are the best.

The last one I went to my friend that owned the house went up stairs to his room with his girlfriend. So me and 3 other extremely drunk kids thought it would be funny to climb his roof and videotape it. We succeeded in our mission but when they were finished we didnt want nobody to know that we had been on the roof so instead of climbing down we just jumped off the roof. My friend scott landed right on a cooler and almost broke his ankle.

ahhh the memories

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Keepin' It Gangsta

^^^LOL what did u do with the tape??

lemme just say house parites are amazing.

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typical Brit.. can't hold his liquor for shit!






well they do make up for it in other areas...ex. London does have some sick clubs

Here are some pix from one of our biggest... it was a great time!

http://www.imagestation.com/album/?id=4292082273

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ahh yes, house parties do rock

i had one at my buddies house this summer. it was a perfect set up. his place is in a rural area so cops couldn't ruin it. he has a huge back yard with a pool and a hot tub. beside that he had a fire pit where a bunch of us sat around and did shots of peach schnapps at 4am. there was also a hammock and one of those swing couch things . paradise. anyways, lots of wimmin + lots of booze = lots of fun! and it was. i think i had about 15 heinekens (oh yes, "it could only be heineken") and a few smirnoffs :/ + those shots till morning. and me, not being a bitch drinker like you, TiestoFanMatt , did not puke all over the place cause im Serbian and i can hold my alcohol

it was a great party, i played a lot of trance (that people liked once they were drunk) and we're having another near the end of august.

Sweet. I threw these all the time. My dad owns a SEVEN bedroom home and basically its just a big peice of shit that i threw raves in when hes away, he he My set-up is round there and he bails for the weekend every so often and i get about 30 people around and we blow the walls down. My dads garden is MASSIVE and we get fucked up in there then enter the back room and rave to the music, i provide the music

I have atended a few partys that have whent pear shaped, setting fire to carpets, pissing in kettles....ahhh the times ive had

Well in terms of holding my drink, i question that b'coz this was the first time EVER in two years that i was sick, and i go clubbing at least once a month! Coz i wasnt moving around, i didnt know my limits...anyway, part of the memory is being sick....
Also, need more details
oh man my brother was reminding me last night what i had told him what iv done when i phoned him...hehehe!!!apparently when my legs were waxed...i screamed like a girl hehehehe...me..scream...like girl, i find that hard to believe

anyway keep the stories coming!!

Matt

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and me, not being a bitch drinker like you, TiestoFanMatt , did not puke all over the place cause im Serbian and i can hold my alcohol

im not serbian, and im a GIRL.. and really fuckin small no doubt, and i can still probably outdrink him twice

then again im a lush.

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typical Brit.. can't hold his liquor for shit!

you fucking what! your ones who fucking drink water which you insult ppl by calling it fucking beer, most Brits I know would drink YOU underneath the fucking table pal.

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Originally posted by ShadoWolf typical Brit.. can't hold his liquor for shit!

I'm game for a drinking contest Plus I'm sure all the others who drink on here would be, and I assure you, you blatantly wouldn't win, I will die from alcoohol poisoning b4 i puke.

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im a UKTA and ive had ome very heavy sessions so i think most of us can handle our drink! so dont start unfounded rumours!

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This was a place of fun and madness that is sadly long gone now

All the best to all the UKTAs

08/01/16

Big Dave/little Dave