can i have your daughter's hand? she is built like a sasquatch and i am out of TP

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Willie Stroker zenzizenzizenzic,

Will you let me buck your mailbag? Ever since I have laid shins on Heather, I have concealed madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the pastry of my lanterns and that someday we will reflect happily ever after. I have a collar as a/an Stunt Dick that pays $9,325,173,587 each month. I promise to lengthen Heather with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
NAMBY-PAMBY Poophead

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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I love that that used NAMBY-PAMBY and that it was in allcaps

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Claire Penis,

Will you let me Ragefuck your Pussy? Ever since I have laid Balls on Sarah, I have Tripped madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the BOOOOOOOB! of my Textbooks and that someday we will Fingerbang happily ever after. I have a Job as a/an Fluffer that pays $42 each month. I promise to Drug Sarah with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Sally-Wag Fucki

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Gayheart Zip,

Will you let me Bounce your Brawn? Ever since I have laid Breasts on Josephine, I have Bubbled madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the Bubble of my Bubbles and that someday we will Saltate happily ever after. I have a Rebound as a/an Postman that pays $13 each month. I promise to Ricochet Josephine with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Springiness Penistone

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i threw in some ta names

Dear Mr. and Mrs. bas poon,

Will you let me twink your car? Ever since I have laid pecker on ania, I have stopped madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the chicken of my rackets and that someday we will swing happily ever after. I have a mouse as a/an clothing retail manager that pays $5 each month. I promise to play ania with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
mangus sushipunk

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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Sasquatch Sasquatch,

Will you let me Sasquatching your Sasquatch? Ever since I have laid Hair on Ania, I have Sasquatched madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the Sasquatch of my Sasquatches and that someday we will Sasquatching happily ever after. I have a Sasquatch as a/an Sasquatchologist that pays $1 each month. I promise to Sasquatched Ania with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Sasquatch Sasquatch

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Originally posted by jonSun i threw in some ta names Dear Mr. and Mrs. bas poon, Will you let me twink your car? Ever since I have laid pecker on ania, I have stopped madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the chicken of my rackets and that someday we will swing happily ever after. I have a mouse as a/an clothing retail manager that pays $5 each month. I promise to play ania with kindness and respect. Sincerely, mangus sushipunk

mouse clothing retail manager

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by igottaknow Sasquatchologist

LOL omg

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

I wish it paid better.