San Francisco Man Bursts Into Flames In Porn Booth
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SAN FRANCISCO – This Wednesday evening, a startling, inexplicable event occurred. A unnamed man was watching porn in a private viewing booth at the Golden Gate Adult Superstore when he unaccountably burst into flames. He quickly ran out into the street, “engulfed in flames,” according to Troy Dangerfield of the San Francisco Police Department.
Luckily for the man, there were firemen nearby on an unrelated call and he was quickly put out and taken to the hospital. Nonetheless, according to the latest reports, 90% of his body is covered in third-degree burns.
As of yet, nobody knows how or why the man caught on fire.
I live in the San Francisco Bay Area, and let me tell you the thoughts of my neighbors.
Some people think he got off on setting himself on fire.
Some people thought he was practicing self immolation as a form of protest. He has inspired protests throughout the region...they're still deciding what to protest over, but they're showing up like it's the hot new thing to protest.
And me? I'd like to think he was burned by the righteous fire of the Holy Spirit to be made an example of. Don't watch porn, kiddos.
Apr-15-2011 17:56
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The title of this thread alone made me laugh, and the video did not disappoint.
