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Re: I developed a new boardgame. Can you give me some feedback?
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-have you played boardgames in your youth?
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hell yeah.
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-what do you like about boardgames? |
um...good question. i had a troubled youth.
| quote: | | -do you play boardgames often? |
no
| quote: | | -with who do you prefer playing boardgames? |
naked women popping shampane and smearing it on themselves.
| quote: | | -can this boardgame be a good alternative to videogames and tv? |
yes because you will soon be pawning your tv after excessive play.
| quote: | | -from what age on could this game be played? |
out of the womb and up.
| quote: | | -do you think you are going to buy this game? |
no....yes...wait...no
| quote: | | -if so, what would be a reasonable price? |
just hand it over and noone gets hurt.
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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.
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