http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/...l-1226076252723

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**Man I'm Pretty**

par for the course

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Nothing to see here

I am decidedly not shocked by anything anymore..

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my kinda gal

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You guys act as though this has never happened to you.

I thought you were supposed to put them under your pillow and then the stillbirth fairy comes and leaves you a nickel? Sounds like she made a poor financial decision.

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.

That wasn't a nickel, it was a condom. You ate it anyway, didn't you?

But I like go-gurt

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.

Yet again you are mistaken. The go-gurt fairy comes when you leave milk beneath your pillow for 2 weeks.

But I thought home made go-gurt was always made inside of condoms This whole situation is becoming confusing

Moral of the story: Don't eat anything under your pillow.

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.

I once had sex with a girl on this fat girl's bed while she was at work. An unopened can of baked beans rolled out from beneath her pillow. I tell no lie.

WELL WERE THEY BUSH'S?

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.