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The stupid test
The Stupid Test! Here Is A Fun And Real Challenge!
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: OK. Pay close attention. Here is a very simple
: little test comprised of four easy questions to
: determine the level of your intellect.
:
: See if you have what it takes to be considered "smart."
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: Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate,
: with no deliberating or wasting of time.
: And no cheating!
: On your mark, get set, go...
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: 1: You are competing in a race and overtake the
: runner in second place.
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: In which position are you now?
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: Answer: If you answered that you're now in first,
: you're wrong!
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: You overtook the second runner and took his
: place, therefore you are now in second place.
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: For the next question try not to be so dim.
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: 2: If you overtake the last runner, what position
: are you now in?
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: Answer: If you answered second to last, you are
: wrong once again.
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: Think about it...
: How can you overtake the person who is last?
: If you're behind them, they can't be last.
: You would have been last.
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: It would appear that thinking is not one of your
: strong points.
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: Anyway, here's another question to try. Don't
: take any notes or use a calculator, and remember,
: your replies must be instantaneous.
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: 3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000.
: Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.
: Plus 1000. And plus 10.
: What is the total?
: Answer: 5000?
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: Wrong again!
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: The correct answer is 4100.
: Try again with good calculator.
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: Today is clearly not your day, although you
: should manage to get the last question right...
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: 4: Marie's father has five daughters:
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: 1. Chacha
: 2. Cheche
: 3. Chichi
: 4. Chocho
: 5. ????
: Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
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: Think quickly...you'll find the answer below..
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: Answer: Chuchu?
: WRONG!
: It's obviously Marie!
: Read the question properly.
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