like a giant penis for you to cuddle with, it's there.

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I always have a pillow on my head and between my knees.


The man who made this is a GENIUS.

Could do without the penis shape, but I wouldn't mind having one of these.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Levels is...decent...damn better than a lot of the shite dominating the charts at the moment. It sounds absolutely nothing like...a billion and one similar tracks in this big-room style. I always had a soft spot.

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Originally posted by knowhope I always have a pillow on my head and between my knees. The man who made this is a GENIUS.

Probably pretty easy for him to get a bit cocky, after this idea.

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Does it come in black?

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

Black cock / black hawk.

I can't wait to put that between my kids legs and make them pass out.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

I've been doing this for years, using my duvet....with and without girlfriends.

Instead of looking like a massive twat and buying a penis pillow, scrunch up your duvet into the same shape, it's awesome... and cheaper.

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i think i just threw-up a little in my mouth.

ugggggg, yes i did.

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I'm more worried about all you dudes who identify a penis shape as being significantly bent at the end.

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Originally posted by WittyHandle I'm more worried about all you dudes who identify a penis shape as being significantly bent at the end.

Haha. I remember when we were kids, one of our friends was known to have a bent penis. So funny. He was lucky that he could pretty much kick anybody's ass that was his age though. Otherwise he would have never stopped hearing about it.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Levels is...decent...damn better than a lot of the shite dominating the charts at the moment. It sounds absolutely nothing like...a billion and one similar tracks in this big-room style. I always had a soft spot.