Few jokes...

(Q) What's a Yankee?
(A) Same as a quickie but you do it on your own.


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter.
"What are you doing?", she asks
"Hunting Flies", he responded.
"Oh!, Killed any?", she asked.
"Yep, 2 males, 3 Females", he replied.
Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell?"
"2 were on a beer can, 3 were on the phone"

Sex is like a joke...
...some people get it, some people don't!



Did you hear about the Dyslexic man who walked into a bra...



One Greek to another - 'Do you think you'll ever go back to Greece?'
'No,' he replies, 'I'll stick with vaseline!'

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Originally posted by stella A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter. "What are you doing?", she asks "Hunting Flies", he responded. "Oh!, Killed any?", she asked. "Yep, 2 males, 3 Females", he replied. Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell?" "2 were on a beer can, 3 were on the phone"

I've known it before,but I've heared da females were on da mirror

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