Who should play Miss Pie in her spin-off porno noir?
We're going to start casting for Jennifer's true-life Retirement Home exploits. There will be much intrigue, deception, and penetration into the human condition. Also, bas' shorn pelvis, since it stays up all night solving crimes.
The casting couch has been dry-cleaned, and there's plenty of Purell to go around. Action!
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Sep-28-2011 16:55
Chimney
Low pH
Registered: Oct 2008
Location: Helsingborg
Me.
Sep-28-2011 16:57
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Banora.
Sep-28-2011 16:57
Zyklon_Jay
wehrmacht bitches be at!
Registered: Oct 2010
Location: Ici William Bumbray du service de police de la communauté urbaine de Montréal Esti.
I have Braille on my willy for the blind bitches. thanks hpv.
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quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker
Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee.
Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.
Sep-28-2011 16:57
VAR
Suspended User
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: 8==D~
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Sep-28-2011 17:05
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
I have Braille on my willy for the blind bitches. thanks hpv.
You're too dark to show up in black and white. I'm sorry. Pretty sure you get your teeth whitened as well, so we'll call you when we're ready for a good haunted hospital installment.
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Sep-28-2011 17:05
Zyklon_Jay
wehrmacht bitches be at!
Registered: Oct 2010
Location: Ici William Bumbray du service de police de la communauté urbaine de Montréal Esti.
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
You're too dark to show up in black and white. I'm sorry. Pretty sure you get your teeth whitened as well, so we'll call you when we're ready for a good haunted hospital installment.
I could do whiteface. *puts away watermelon*
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quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker
Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee.
Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.
Sep-28-2011 17:10
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
Wouldn't Jenny play herself in anything porn?
Also Banora reminds me of Chloe Camilla for some reason. I don't know if that is a compliment or not because I find Chloe Camilla really fucking annoying in her scenes.
Sep-28-2011 17:13
Zyklon_Jay
wehrmacht bitches be at!
Registered: Oct 2010
Location: Ici William Bumbray du service de police de la communauté urbaine de Montréal Esti.
you probably find her annoying because she had sex with another person.
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quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker
Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee.
Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.
Sep-28-2011 17:19
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Wouldn't Jenny play herself in anything porn?
That was the original thought, but when the studio asked her to bleach her anus, she made the rookie mistake of trying to do it herself. Now her spider button looks more like a knot you'd use on a fishing boat. It'd be salvageable if it didn't weep constantly.
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Sep-28-2011 17:20
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
you probably find her annoying because she had sex with another person.
xtube that bitch, so fucking annoying. Luckily she does a lot of BDSM so half the time she has a gag in her mouth, but the other times...
Sep-28-2011 17:22
Zyklon_Jay
wehrmacht bitches be at!
Registered: Oct 2010
Location: Ici William Bumbray du service de police de la communauté urbaine de Montréal Esti.
naw...I'll save my sperm for humans. socks are expensive these days and they can't make me a sandwich afterwards.
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quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker
Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee.
Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.
