Did your man like the muppets as a kid? Put on a super sexy ventriloquist show for him by gluing googly eyes to one side of your vagina and using your hand to open and close your labia like a mouth! Don’t forget to give your vagina a silly voice while you make it talk dirty to him so he knows that you can be quirky and fun while you’re being seriously sexy!
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cosmo tip #21
put kleenex in your vagina so it’s hanging out and make spooky ghost sounds
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cosmo tip #32
everyone knows accents are sexy! when your guy is getting close to climax, push him over the edge by whispering in his ear with the voice of his favorite cartoon character
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cosmo tip #31
make a papier mache mask of his mother’s face to wear when you’re in bed with him
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cosmo tip #33
Recycle your old Canesten cream applicator by filling it with craft glitter and emptying it into your vagina. Your man will feel so sexy when he realizes you gave him the gift of glitterdick.
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cosmo tip #15
put fruit in your vagina for a tasty post-sex snack
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cosmo tip #1
to impress your man, fart gingerly on his arm
Nov-10-2011 02:33
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
That last one sure sounds like a case of wearing your fart on your sleeve hahd lkjfsm.df
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