Lets see if this goes anywhere - we did it in one of my classes today.

Rewrite the cliche above you and post a new one.

Example:

"once in a blue moon"

Obviously the writer was pertaining to a certain situation when writing this and it has since become a coined phrase. How would you rewrite it to make it more modern or amusing?

I would rewrite it: "once in a lottery winner" (boring, but it's just an example)

Get it?

Ok. So I'm sure this could get fun with all the different cliches from around the world we have here along with some witty minded people.

Here's my cliche for the next poster:

"cat got your tongue"

Catmandu.

I'm not stupid, know it has a K

[[[smoke]]]

SMOKEAPE!

Yes I am and a big so what. What's up with the advertising line these days?

[[[smoke]]]

quote:

Cat's got your tongue

>Cat's sitting on your keyboard


Next: "the boy who cried wolf"

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The boy who cried rape.

Next:

"It takes one to know one".

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quote:

It takes one to know one

>I'm butthurt

Next: "Old wive's tale"

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Originally posted by FuzzQi >I'm butthurt Next: "Old wive's tale"

Young wife's male.

Next:

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush".

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A cock in the hand is worth two in the ass.



"A stitch in time saves nine."

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Originally posted by Miss Pie A cock in the hand is worth two in the ass. "A stitch in time saves nine."

A shag in time saves nine (jerk-off sessions).

Next:

"A fool and his money are soon parted".

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Originally posted by Sushipunk A shag in time saves nine (jerk-off sessions). Next: "A fool and his money are soon parted".

A fool and his money are soon partying

Next:

"Kill two birds with one stone".


(why would you kill two birds anyway )

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Originally posted by FuzzQi A fool and his money are soon partying

Nice

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Originally posted by FuzzQi Next: "Kill two birds with one stone". (why would you kill two birds anyway )

Two stoned birds got killed by one (cone).

Next:

"A leopard cannot change its spots"

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