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Germtopia
I'm well aware that "germ" is a really general word here, and that's intentional.
Ever wonder if all that we are is carriers for germs? I mean quite literally - they are what it's all about, from the bacteria within us that help us, to the would-be intruders seeking to cull us, germ interaction is omnipresent. Indeed, comparisons can be made about our own viral habits and avarice, but that's not quite what I'm talking about. What I mean is: Do you ever wonder if germs are indeed running the entire show? Like we are just their kind of zombie transport devices, and they have evolved around us (and other animals) with the sole intention of facilitating their little bacterial empire?
Think about it - the overwhelming majority of human behaviour was conceived for the sole purpose of socializing and gathering, interactions which thrust us into contact with one another are seemingly vital to our proliferation. Music as a means of communication to facilitate fertility rituals, etc. Eating together to ensure the desirable transmission of bacteria and their own internal interactions. Just the same, insanity and consequential depression cut us off from others - from bacterial interactions - and so suicide is actually a chemical punishment to displeasing the will of the ubergerm.
The chemical interactions and stimulus between human beings could just be an elaboration machination of their own evolution, with the aim of bringing them places, and doing things for them, so that they might mingle and diversify. You always hear about how a virus could mutate and kill off our entire species in some apocalyptic scenario seemingly on the brink of happening every day, but perhaps there is a reason that hasn't happened yet! PERHAPS THE ENTIRE COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUSNESS IS A COMPLEX RUSE OF IMPERCEIVABLE SIGNALS AND PHEROMONES SPECIFICALLY CONCOCTED BY THE MOST INFINITESIMAL OF ORGANISMS TO CONTROL THE WHOLE OF HUMANITY.
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
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