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itsamemario
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Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Mushroom Kingdom
Approaching celebrities

Let's say there's like this one chick (or rather 4, but I'll settle for the pretty one) on a TV Show of the avionic kind that I would like to stick it to pretty hard. How would I go about doing such a thing without seeming like a deranged lunatic? My personality is like ice cream and awesomeness and I look like a crisp dollar bill, so that part is really not an issue. I've considered going through an agent, but I'd doubt they'd take anything serious, maybe it'd help if I got an agent myself, but the only other option I can think of, which is throwing rocks at her bedroom window, really doesn't seem like a viable option.

So, COR, board of the mighty, knowers of all that is known and keepers of that which is truth, I come to thee with just one simple question:
What's my next move?

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Julz
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Registered: Jul 2011
Location: Bratislava/Melbourne
Re: Approaching celebrities

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi

What's my next move?


Heshen bag + Chloroform

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srussell0018
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku


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itsamemario
Divine Angel



Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Mushroom Kingdom
Re: Re: Approaching celebrities

quote:
Originally posted by Julz
Heshen bag + Chloroform


I get the chlorofom is so the banging will be more intense, and those bags are probably nice to do it on for like grippage and stuff, but yeah, as i said; that stuff is really not an issue in which to I am asking for too the guidance herein. errr

So yeah, way before that. How do I get her face to face so I can turn on my charm and stick it to her real good?


Edit: Russel that's weak even for you.

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srussell0018
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Sorry, I'm sure you'll be fine. Just make sure that if you have a beer beforehand you wait 3 weeks before you drive to go meet her.


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Julz
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Location: Bratislava/Melbourne

Stand about 5meters away with the bag in 1 hand and the chloroform in the other, holding each item around head height.
Then grin at her with a slightly confused face, and hopeful she'll know whats going down.

Really not that hard at all..

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Nrg2Nfinit
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Location: Ottawa
Re: Approaching celebrities

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi

What's my next move?


Stab her in the butt

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Banora
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Become a Z-list celebrity like her and hope for the best?


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I probably wake up QWOPing.

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LAdazeNYnights
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Registered: Nov 2009
Location: Los Angeles, CA

quote:
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Become a Z-list celebrity like her and hope for the best?

Banora banged all the dudes in Above & Beyond so you should take her advice.

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srussell0018
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I thought 66.6% of them were gay


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Banora
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quote:
Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
Banora banged all the dudes in Above & Beyond so you should take her advice.


Including their new lighting guy. He was the best.


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Originally posted by ziptnf
I probably wake up QWOPing.

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itsamemario
Divine Angel



Registered: Jun 2001
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quote:
Originally posted by Julz
Stand about 5meters away with the bag in 1 hand and the chloroform in the other, holding each item around head height.
Then grin at her with a slightly confused face, and hopeful she'll know whats going down.

Really not that hard at all..


Wow, that sounds both incredibly creepy and highly illegal, and I don't roll that way no mo'...

Also why the fuck are you replying? I asked from help from the COR and just because you kinda hang out here sometimes doesn't make you a part of the COR, bitch. Later dude, s you in your a, don't wear a c and j all over your b's.

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