Examples:
<@:s4t4n> #christian can't join channel (channel is full)
<@:s4t4n> guess no one else is gettin into heaven!

<@factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
<@factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH.

http://www.bash.org/

Site is a bit slow though.

Last edited by Scottaculous on Aug-20-2002 at 01:08

mwahaha, that's some great reading material!

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OMFG, i browsed some more, and i have to say THANK YOU, MAN!!!!!! that is the funniest webpage i've ever seen! EVER!!! so LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!

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I'm cracking up myself.

More exerpts!
#25778 +(6)- [X]
<@kisama_> THANK YOU WIGGLY
<@kisama_> I <3 YOU
<@Swish> you "less than three" him?
<@kisama_> please.
<@kisama_> it's an emoticon...turn your head sideways kthx
<@kisama_> i thought you were hardcore.
<@Swish> apparently not that hardcore.
<@Swish> but I guess it depends if you're left or right handed.
<@kisama_> well E> is flat
<@Swish> it could be a mean, hateful face with evil eyebrows...
<@Swish> or it could be some broken-assed glasses with a mischevous smirk.
<@kisama_> OR IT COULD BE A HEART
<@kisama_> LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SEES IT AS
<@kisama_> weirdo.

* hotwetlilgurl13 is now known as MrPinky
<@Strawberry-Holocaust> .... damn dude I was gonna pm u for a second there

ROFL!!

ROFL!
that's a good one too>
Ouroboros: lets play Pong
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< GaeMan> Chia: Be nice to CAgurl today.
< chirpet> I am always nice to CAgurl. I resent the implication.
< chirpet> I am nice to everyone.
< chirpet> Always.
< chirpet> So shut up.
< chirpet> pigfuˆker.

< Goku> :O
< kepler> hold that face goku
*kepler unzips
*aegis runs away

< blazemore> omg i love this song
< blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
< Javi>yeah, that's a bad ass song

< @Toilet> you suck
< Bundy> you swallow
< @Toilet> hell, you gargle

< blazemore> one time i was camping with a bunch of friends and me and this girl were sleeping next to each other and we were both laying on our sides with our asses touching and i accidentally farted

< TTX> How do I change my name in here?...
< Naoki> type /nick yournick
*** TTX is now known as yournick

< Korben> tits
< darkraZor> yes, tits
< Soopa> i agree
< darkraZor> ...indeed

< Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
< Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck

< rewben> wh00t, i made online fax server yo
< rewben> it even w0rkz
< m0f73> @)!!!!!
< m0f73> theres no h in w00t

< Geothermal> too many kitties in my life
< Kashan> masturbate more
< Geothermal> that's your solution to everything damn it
< Geothermal> "Just keep whackin' Geo!"
< Geothermal> well I'm tired of that kinda attitude

< LkTruth1> I am the most intelligence person in this channel.

< RadiX> I had a thought
< Isando> Wow it must have come as a surprise to you.
< RadiX> at first I thought it was a headache.. I wasn't sure what it was

<@n30> my "m" key is broken
<@renetiq> evidently.

<@SYch0> fuck
<@SYch0> this is gonna be harder than i thought
<@BlackDeth> are you looking for your penis again

< superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
< GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
< superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
< GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!




excellent site

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Last edited by Noisician on Aug-25-2002 at 03:21

what the fuck is wtf

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quote:

Originally posted by thewarpbrothers what the fuck is wtf

RTFM!

what does RTFM mean???
RTFM!

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quote:

(Mutiny) Atarax: you ate a americum disk from a smoke detector? (Atarax) Mutiny: yeah (Mutiny) Atarax: why? (Atarax) Mutiny: I thought it would give me special powers. (Mutiny) Atarax: what did it do to you? (Atarax) Mutiny: well, it didn't give me any special powers, but it didn't kill me either (Atarax) Darwin must be spinning in his grave (Atarax) "why is that fuck still alive"

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More here:

quote:

(@atarax) People act like 9/11 was some big thing, it's not like they crashed EFnet or anything.

Some might be offended by this....

quote:

< Kayne > man, i should take this vibrating monkey out of my ass... it's starting to affect my typing

WTF??!!!

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< Blaxthos > any fat bitches with inner beauty wanna chat ?

How low can you go....

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< Fiction > man, I LOVE Sigue Sigue Sputnik so MUCH!!!! < Fiction > they're almost as good as Catholic Discipline < MaCk > then why don't you marry it < Fiction > cause I want to marry you, Mack < MaCk > ewh <[enki]> I think you had that one coming, Mack. <[enki]> Besides, I told you he'd get the wrong impression if you sent him those chocolates. * Fiction makes moon eyes at mack * [enki] shakes his head. <[enki]> I knew this would happen. * Fiction writes bad poetry about his love for mack * [enki] preps the firehose. * Fiction buys a harley and a tshirt that says: "if you can read this, Mack fell off" on the back < Fiction > someday I'll buy you a cubic-zirconium ring and we can move to a trailer in Rock Springs Wyoming < Fiction > we'll be so happy! <[enki]> And you'll drive a 78 Camaro to work. < Fiction > YEAH! < Fiction > only "work" is hanging out at the local high school selling crank to teenagers < MaCk > SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH < MaCk > someone is going to die < Fiction > and mack can learn how to make casseroles with potato chips in them <[enki]> And get denim fringe jackets. < Fiction > and we'll drink coors < MaCk > I hate you guys < Fiction > cheer up, I'll get some real wood panelling to put up in our trailer < Fiction > or at least I'll tell you it's real < Fiction > and we'll live on food stamps but have 300 channels of DirectTV < MaCk > I hate you all < Fiction > c'mon baby, you're hot with a capital HO! <[enki]> LOL *** MaCk has quit IRC

ROFL!What a comeback!!!!

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Last edited by Sand Leaper on Aug-28-2002 at 17:52

Sand Leaper always had good taste

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when i read this i honestly started laughing my ass off!!!

* Xian just heard a loud bang outside
[Xian] OMG The pizza boy hit our car
[Valv] WHAT?
[Boko] Is the pizza okay!?!?'