Sorry, old chap, no can do

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Originally posted by Lira Sorry, old chap, no can do

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no dude, being with a woman and staying in getting drunk and high and playing counter-strike together is 1000x better than roaming a dark club with too many people, desperately trying to get laid just to validate your manhood.

i get laid all the time and all i have to do is be alive to get it.

I feel that. I'm one of the few remaining soldiers holding out on this fort too.

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Originally posted by BTG i get laid all the time and all i have to do is be alive to get it.

You're a hot chick?

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Originally posted by WittyHandle You're a hot chick?

was about to say!

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Originally posted by WittyHandle You're a hot chick?

He's fucking Matt Damon!

"Fucking" as the expletive, not as the verb

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Originally posted by Lira Sorry, old chap, no can do

This.
Married life is wonderful if you're with the right person.

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 i still have a few fellow soldiers who've remained true to the cause

What cause? Being a lonely shitblimp who has to pay hookers to get laid? No thanks.

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The only hard feelings should be in your pants

Shitblimp

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 lately a whole bunch of my friends/acquaintances (yeah yeah i know, surprise surprise i actually do have friends ) have started to drop. every month or so practically now for the last year i've been hearing of how so and so got engaged or is abt to be married, and it really sucks because it's getting to the point where everyone's doin boring couple's shit, living on married-people time with no urge to go out and party anymore. it used to be different, weekends were meant to just throw down, now it's all so fuckin mellow. i still have a few fellow soldiers who've remained true to the cause but unfortunately they're in a different city. what's a john to do. stay strong, stay single everyone.

You are everything that is wrong with society. You are acting like a 30 year old man-child. It is time you grow up and drop the immature life of partying like a damned teenage degenerate. I hope for humanity's sake you aren't white.

Staying single means that you are strong? Wrong. It means that you aren't prepared to step up to the plate and accept the responsibility of adulthood, marry, and have children. If you don't want any of this, you are a genetic dead end and therefore useless.

Party until you die from an OD, asshole.

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Originally posted by Intellekshual This. Married life is wonderful if you're with the right person.

Yea especially if they do everything for you and all you have to do in return is spread your legs.

So great.