hii! being ukta's we're all familar with the term bodging and what it entails! i was wondering all your best bodging attempts and stuff? like today, at work we had to put this stuff throught a machine on a 800MM roll of plastic, well we couldnt be arsed to change it so we did it on the 1100MM roll, thus making flaying plastic everywhere and making a right mess, so we ended up cutting it half way thro the machine, folding bits under and melting it twice, holes everywhere and well it was a laff! lol!
Anyone with any good bodging tails?
Number One Bodging Accessory: Adhesive Tape
coup
Aug-30-2002 13:22
Ste
Planet Zogg Addict
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Outer Dementia
Re: Bodging
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Originally posted by Coup
hii! being ukta's we're all familar with the term bodging and what it entails! i was wondering all your best bodging attempts and stuff? like today, at work we had to put this stuff throught a machine on a 800MM roll of plastic, well we couldnt be arsed to change it so we did it on the 1100MM roll, thus making flaying plastic everywhere and making a right mess, so we ended up cutting it half way thro the machine, folding bits under and melting it twice, holes everywhere and well it was a laff! lol!
Anyone with any good bodging tails?
Number One Bodging Accessory: Adhesive Tape
coup
i was a painter and decorater for 2 years and am an impatient bastard. OH the bodging tales i could tell, if they were any exciting. they arnt really....
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Well i once made a house out of paper, the people still dont no, ummmm oh yeah, and this computer im on now is made out of the finest bombay curry mix u will ever find
Seems to be holding up, and good when im hungry
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Aug-31-2002 13:48
Luke Terry
tranceaddict oldskool
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
Originally posted by flystyler
Well i once made a house out of paper, the people still dont no, ummmm oh yeah, and this computer im on now is made out of the finest bombay curry mix u will ever find
Seems to be holding up, and good when im hungry
roflmfao
fly ya madman
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Sep-02-2002 08:46
goldenarmZ
Monkey Elemental
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: secret
coup, you don't half talk some shit sometimes..
Sep-02-2002 11:39
Coup
Retired
Registered: May 2001
Location: England, UK
quote:
Originally posted by goldenarmZ
i have no doubt i'd be mending a pair of shoes right now..
or maybe some nice sandals
quote:
Originally posted by goldenarmZ
i doubt a woodchuck could chuck much wood after crasher.. and even if said woodchuck could chuck wood, would it chuck wood, and should it chuck wood...?
quote:
Originally posted by goldenarmZ
well i would if i was a cobbler... you have to offer the public a quality service! also, being a cobbler would mean i also have to cut keys under the cobblers must also cut keys and mend watches act of 1924
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Originally posted by goldenarmZ
bugger.. i had forgetten about that one.. i can't afford to stock my cobblery with keyrings at this late stage..
and that was just one page
Sep-02-2002 18:48
goldenarmZ
Monkey Elemental
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: secret
but that was a blatant bullshit thread
you talk shit whenever you open your mouth!
Sep-02-2002 19:46
Coup
Retired
Registered: May 2001
Location: England, UK
ive sat here for the past 5 minutes thinking of a response but i really cant, u win this round gadget!!
*calls in dangermouses 'mark III' to escape danger*
*tells penfold to 'shuush*
Sep-03-2002 19:23
goldenarmZ
Monkey Elemental
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: secret
*bows gracefully*
Sep-05-2002 21:58
Ste
Planet Zogg Addict
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Outer Dementia
now now girls! or ill botch both your arses, with a 3" diameter rubber cock!
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coup
